By H-B - 28/04/2009 08:53 - United States

Today, I went out with a girl who I really love. We arrived to her house and before she got out of the car, I attempted to kiss her as planned. Still drunk, I grabbed her head and twisted it when I kissed her. She's now wearing a neck brace. Real smooth. FML
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lelo_lala 0

You deserve it, you drove drunk, and put a girl in a neck brace, I hope you never get laid.

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eric237 0

this fml makes you sound like a rapist

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PaulG10 0

you were that drunk and still driving? your a ******* ass hole.

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yofmlfool 0

why were you drunk and driving? thats dumb

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xtremelifter 0

you love this woman and driving drunk with her in car? just proves that you dont love her and she dont mean nothing to you. I hope she never talks to you again or gets in you car again. another point though she shouldn't have gotten in your car with you driving drunk in first place

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Radiation_fml 0

Hahahahahaha you sure are a winner.

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Minstrels 0

You were drunk and driving? Thank god that's the only damage you did you ******* filthy dick. :|

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Meowff 0

**** your life?!??!?!? **** HER LIFE!!!

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Jerp 0

On the bright side, other guys won't want to date her now.

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blahdsflksfd 0

See my comment in http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/1418497

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thelonelylurker 0

FHL, you ******* drunk.

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