Love: Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted...

By whatever - 09/08/2009 20:12 - United States

Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things for the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up, he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML

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By caughttt - 10/02/2010 02:52 - United States

Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML

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By firstdategoals - 08/06/2015 03:35 - United States

Today, I went on my very first date. We went out to eat dinner and everything went great! Afterwards, I went to drop him back off at his house. I backed out of his driveway and got stuck in a ditch. His dad had to come out and tow me out. So that's how I met my boyfriend's parents. FML

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By aireeahna - 20/05/2016 06:04 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've been talking to. We ended up at his house around 4 a.m., but as we walked through the front door, his ex-girlfriend was sitting on the couch, apparently waiting for him to get home. They still live together. FML

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By tacoboy - 21/08/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML

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By ditched?? - 06/08/2010 09:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2021 00:01

Today, I took a girl out on a date. We had dinner, we had good conversation, the vibe was excellent, and everything was great. I took her to a bar I frequent after for a couple of drinks to finish the night. She left with some other dude on his motorcycle. FML

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By nolove4me - 29/06/2011 20:41 - United States

Today, I got asked on a date. I was later told we had to cancel. Why? My ex is parked in front of his house and he is afraid to leave. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mom picked my ex-boyfriend up early from school to take him to see a special screening of a documentary that's showing in town. She left me after school for an hour and a half because they ended up going out for coffee afterwards. FML

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By Anonyme - 06/04/2019 02:00

Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML

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Full support

By dumpedchick - 25/06/2009 02:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me. I was really depressed, so a couple of my friends came over to take me out to a club to cheer me up. My ex was there, partying with his friends. He came up to me and my friends, and asked my friend if she wanted to hang out sometime. She said yes. FML

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Monday 10 August 2009 1:02

an ex is an ex for a reason ;)

Tubasaurus 0

Monday 10 August 2009 1:11

I have a feeling that only one side thought that this night was a date.

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cocky 0

Monday 10 August 2009 7:50

**** his best friend. That'll show him!

DoctorDoomed_fml 0

Monday 10 August 2009 8:05

I am officially revoking ALL of your rights to complain about your chosen mate. By sheer virtue of it being your decision to be with someone, you void the right to whine. It's like opening your own refrigerator and being like, "Aw man, some idiot bought chocolate milk. I HATE chocolate milk."

love21_fml 0

Monday 10 August 2009 8:34

And that's exactly why he is your ex! ;)

Rishi_VQ37 0

Monday 10 August 2009 8:38

hahha that's sucks. Was the party fun...lol jk

tyson346 0

Monday 10 August 2009 8:39

Ydi for doing a lil dance makin s lil love and gettin down tonite

gety411 0

Monday 10 August 2009 11:17

Now that song will be stuck in my head for the rest of the week. Thank you.

justaquietghost 0

Monday 10 August 2009 9:38

um. why exactly did you go on a date with your ex?

ElMundio87 0

Monday 10 August 2009 11:21

YDI for going on a date with your ex

Jennika 0

Monday 10 August 2009 11:56

guess you can't rekindle that relationship

fretforyerlatte 0

Monday 10 August 2009 13:13

most FMLs need a question-and-answer session by the OP, i swear. we've always got so many questions, and they will never be answered! oh, the humanity! :(