By Ouch - 10/04/2011 08:55 - Canada

Today, I went outside to smoke a cigarette. I had my headphones in and was blasting my music. It was also cold so I had my hood up. I had my back turned to the house and wasn't paying attention. My brother thought I was a burglar and tackled me to the concrete. FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 902
You deserved it 30 728

Same thing different taste

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lmaoatall 6

future note for posting fml's, never ever say you went outside to have a smoke. NEVER. even if you were hit by a bus..

catalin 0

How come smokers always get the most YDI's ? : It's completely out of my reach. It's like it was her fault her brother tackled her like that.

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What if he didn't smoke, therefore he stayed inside and the house caught fire, killing him? Would he deserve it for not smoking? Maybe he would then deserve it for living in a house.

ImaWiseGuy 5

I would say it's her brothers fault for being a complete dumb ass for not knowing who his own sister is.........

^agreed. how the he'll could he not tell. and why would a burglar be standing outside smoking a cigarette not facing the house. he's a dumbass.

LoveLife293 2

thats what u get for smoking

64 you forgot to add that the prowler was facing away from the house. Must have been trying to pick the lock with the non-cigarette hand.

IndridWarm 23

What kind of burglar sits outside a house with their back to it?