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What if he didn't smoke, therefore he stayed inside and the house caught fire, killing him? Would he deserve it for not smoking? Maybe he would then deserve it for living in a house.
your fault!!
that's why you don't smoke... haha
^agreed. how the he'll could he not tell. and why would a burglar be standing outside smoking a cigarette not facing the house. he's a dumbass.
iPhone corrected hell and put he'll.
64 you forgot to add that the prowler was facing away from the house. Must have been trying to pick the lock with the non-cigarette hand.
haha u fell for his excuse
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future note for posting fml's, never ever say you went outside to have a smoke. NEVER. even if you were hit by a bus..
How come smokers always get the most YDI's ? : It's completely out of my reach. It's like it was her fault her brother tackled her like that.