Intimacy: Today, I went over to the house of a guy I have hooked up with...

By Sally - 31/10/2018 22:00 - United States

Today, I went over to the house of a guy I have hooked up with a few times. After we got done, I asked him why we were not in the room across the hall. He said that was his twin brother's room. FML

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By brother love - 13/08/2010 05:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML

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So frustrating!

By Anonymous - 21/11/2013 20:37 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML

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Keep it in the family

By LY2 - 25/10/2019 02:00

Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML

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By lonely - 15/04/2013 03:45 - United States

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML

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By "liisiuu" - 13/07/2017 05:00

Today, I went on a date with a guy who turned out to be my older brother's friend. In the middle of the night we were drunk and got stuck in my room after the key broke inside the lock. My brother had to help my date climb out of the window. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2010 15:51 - United States

Today, I woke up to a man stroking my leg while smelling my hair. I asked my roommate who he was and she said, "Oh, that's just my brother. He needs a place to stay and he will be living with us until June. Didn't I tell you that?" No, you didn't. FML

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By creeped out - 12/06/2012 18:28 - United States - Smithtown

Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML

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By gullible - 21/02/2010 02:38 - United States

Today, I travelled across an ocean to visit the guy I'm dating. He lied to me about his apartment; he lives in a dorm with a twin-sized bed and a bathroom he shares with 8 guys. Just now, after taking 3 trains from the airport to his "apt", he asked me to edit his essay while he goes to class. FML

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Assumptions

By 181999 - 14/09/2013 20:47 - United States - Essex Junction

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML

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By aireeahna - 20/05/2016 06:04 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've been talking to. We ended up at his house around 4 a.m., but as we walked through the front door, his ex-girlfriend was sitting on the couch, apparently waiting for him to get home. They still live together. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Saturday 13 October 2018 20:54

Don't worry about it. Threesomes with siblings seems to be the norm these days. I read that on here, so it must be true.

gublaman 3

Thursday 1 November 2018 3:02

God I hate those "buy one get one free" packages. What am I supposed to do with the other one!?

Comments

Isamermaid 17

Thursday 1 November 2018 15:13

Are you being vague on purpose?

RichardPencil 30

Friday 2 November 2018 4:13

I think she’s not really sure who she is *******.

tounces7 27

Thursday 1 November 2018 21:58

So...this could actually be considered rape in court. Impersonating someone in order to have sex still lacks actual consent.

ACCOUNTKILLER 18

Saturday 3 November 2018 0:18

She could have asked about being in a completely different room before she decided to bang him- I would personally find that unusual enough to ask about it the moment I noticed it. She hasn't said that the twin impersonated the guy she's been sleeping with- I don't think she's even sure if she has slept with both brothers herself. For all we know, she could have jumped whoever opened the front door and they just went with it or there may not even be a twin- he could have changed rooms and said it to mess with her. The whole story isn't here and the solution to being sexually irresponsible isn't to have someone else charged with rape.