By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 16:00 - United States - Los Angeles

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Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, whom I have been with for 4 years. I've been in Australia for the last 2 months and before I left, he bought a box of 12 condoms, saying we would use them when I got back. We went to the bedroom and I opened the box. There was one left. FML
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jbuckets_404 38

You mean EX-boyfriend, right? Did you remember to poke holes in all of them just before you left (given that flimsy, very obvious excuse of his)? I bet he claimed too that a "Dingo ate 'em all!" Apparently, you weren't the only one visiting "Down Under" during those two months.... :-( Better luck without him, OP! :-)

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Mungolikecandy 19

Perhaps he just had a fancy wank.

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jbuckets_404 38

You mean EX-boyfriend, right? Did you remember to poke holes in all of them just before you left (given that flimsy, very obvious excuse of his)? I bet he claimed too that a "Dingo ate 'em all!" Apparently, you weren't the only one visiting "Down Under" during those two months.... :-( Better luck without him, OP! :-)

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nathan10mlse 7

Don't jump to conclusions to quickly, obviously it looks bad but there's always a chance he was just being a good wingman

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jbuckets_404 38

Yea, no. Then he oughta have admitted as such BEFORE reaching the bedroom.... Besides, who lets friends f*ck in their own bed? I sure as hell don't! But you're right; it DOES look bad ... for a very good reason. As a wingman, offer 1 or 2 condoms over 2 months? Sure. But nine-10? "I don't think so, Tim." [Per US TV Show: "Home Improvement"] Ex-BF is a dumb-*ss anyway for failing to re-fill the box to pre-trip levels, but I'm glad that he got caught. He certainly doesn't deserve OP.

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nathan10mlse 7

I'm just saying there's a chance, and that you shouldn't accuse them of something that drastic unless you're 100% sure

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LostSoul 19

That is kind of like when my mom said the condoms in her purse were my brothers. lol

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RichardPencil 30

On the bright side, he practiced safe sex on 11 of the times he cheated on you. A guy deserves a little credit for that, right?

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Mungolikecandy 19

Perhaps he just had a fancy wank.

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Sady_Ct 37

You can’t tell me it seems odd that a guy has 11 wanks in a 60 day period? He probably had a lot more than that.

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spillmybeans1 5

I've done this before so it's not too far off. it makes less of a mess

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Magtec 11

Condoms do make for easy cleanup after masturbation, especially if he's used to wearing them anyway.

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AmbrosiaFan 18

Maybe your b/f has guy friends that used them?

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RichardPencil 30

And this is supposed to make things better? I'm sure butt-******* your male friends still counts as cheating!

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1gullible_bugger 33

Not sure that's wear they meant. Haha He could have been just giving away condoms.

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AmbrosiaFan 18

Boyfriend has guy friend. Guy Friend wants to bang a girl. Guy Friend grabs a condom. Didn't say anything about gay sex.

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JasonThorn 20

Go to him, hold up the box, and say, "Eleven reasons WE HAVE TO TALK..."

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Miranda Frye 2

The first time me and my boyfriend hooked up he had a drawer full of condoms, after the deed was done I asked him why he had so many. He told me that it was for masturbating, easier clean up. I thought it weird too, but makes sense.

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