Miscellaneous: Today, I went para sailing for the first time ever. My friends...

By no_hullabalo - 04/09/2009 14:50 - Taiwan

Today, I went para sailing for the first time ever. My friends thought it would be funny to pull down my trunks right before my feet left the boat. I dangled there in the air for the whole resort to see. And I lost my shorts in the ocean. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 00:19 - United States

Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML

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By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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High flying old bird

By Anonymous - 08/04/2023 04:00

Today, while on vacation with my family, I went parasailing. Just as I was about to take off, the wind picked up and I got blown off course. I ended up crashing into a boat and had to be rescued by the coastguard. FML

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Welcome to the danger zone

By Anonymous - 15/04/2022 22:00

Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML

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By paymeinhugs - 17/03/2009 01:04 - United States

Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML

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By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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By shitpile - 06/08/2010 18:09 - United States

Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML

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Nutshot

By Anonymous - 04/05/2022 11:00 - United Kingdom - Macclesfield

Today, I took my sister and her friend to the new swimming pool in our area. They wanted to go down one of the slides, so I went up with them. At the top of the stairs, my sister's friend kicked me in the balls and then pulled my trunks off. They pushed me down the slide naked. FML

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By canadiankc - 04/06/2009 02:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML

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Pirate move

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff

Today, I was kayaking with my friend. We figured it'd be awesome if I jumped from my kayak straight into his. Sounded good in theory. One flipped kayak, a pair of lost glasses, and a humiliating swim back to shore later, I'm starting to think it wasn't the best idea. FML

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Friday 4 September 2009 20:13

It's funny when it doesn't happen to you.

djb23 0

Friday 4 September 2009 20:26

haha i can picture all the taiwanese girls "OOO HEEHEEHEEE IS SO SMAU!!"

Comments

doxierocker88 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 1:39

LIES! I've been para sailing twice and you have a strap between your legs that you kind of sit on so you don't just fall through. How did they pull your shorts down when you are straddling a strap.

cmac86 23

Saturday 5 September 2009 2:33

well I guess initally you didn't have anything to worry about, unless you have a dong the size of a humpback whale!

iFruit 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 2:53

i jus doesnt think dats such a huge dealio!!!!!!!!!! lyk come awn, wasnt it hawwwt????? all boys have weenies, so its not lyk yurs was anythin specialll!!!!! dont get yur panties in suh a bunch lawl lawl!!!!!! tho i guess u r nt wareing ne, rite???? lawl

Kickered 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 5:39

Who writes like that...seriously...

wrestling49 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 6:12

#57 i have no idea wat u said... anyway this is a really funny fml hahahahahha

xf0rg0tt3nx 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 6:20

What... the ****. How old are you, nine?

tarachau 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 5:17

show it off : )

dumshitz 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 6:25

nice

Isaballerrr 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 6:51

awwwwwww man that ******* sucks

DeathShad0 1

Saturday 5 September 2009 7:01

I would of killed them. No...seriously. I would of ******* killed them.

Philipthecup 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 7:17

Wow Deathshadow... You should jump off of the highest cliff you can possibly find! :D But hey about the FML, your friends are cruel, but funny as hell! FYL!