Geek: Today, I went to a concert. They had this feature where you... - FML

By apparentlyugly - 26/04/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I went to a concert. They had this feature where you could send a picture of something from your cell phone and they'd put it on the big screens, so I sent a picture of myself in. When the picture came up on the screens, the entire crowd of about 4,000 people went, "Ewwww!" FML

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randomsloth 0

Monday 27 April 2009 2:42

hbahahah omfg thats priceless

mrlucky4444 0

Friday 24 July 2009 22:43

Camera Phone: $130 Concert Tickets: $250 New Outfit: $100 Having your picture booed at by an entire crowd: PRICELESS

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