Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a dollar store with a couple friends to buy...

By arrestedgun - 23/05/2009 07:37 - Canada

Today, I went to a dollar store with a couple friends to buy cap guns to play with. We were having a lot of fun with them, and took them onto a bus. 5 minutes later, three cops got on, handcuffed us, and sternly talked to us about the dangers of guns. We got arrested for toy guns. We are 17. FML

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Today, I was at a party when the cops showed up. They asked whether anyone had a gun, but I heard "fun" instead and raised my hand. I got searched. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2020 14:09

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By Jailbird - 09/06/2017 17:00 - United States - Redmond

Today, I took a group of teens with me to hang up posters for our church's yard sale. Because it's summer, we went out at dusk to beat the heat. Someone called the cops on us, and we were arrested for "gang activity". FML

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By great - 20/07/2012 10:20 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, at the bank, my 8-year-old son decided to pull out realistic looking toy gun, and scream "FREEZE! Give me all your money!" The dim-witted bank teller pressed the silent alarm, and I was nearly arrested. FML

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By Wolf - 07/11/2018 15:30

Today, I went to my local bank after getting an email from them concerning unknown purchases. Four hours later, I was still in police custody. Someone had been using my account to purchase guns and drugs. FML

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By Pandathepilot - 10/11/2017 15:00

Today, my principal made me visit "anti-violence" classes because I had a picture of me threatening a man with a gun on my Facebook page. It was taken during the school play, where I was acting as a gangster and the gun was just a toy. The principal saw the play. FML

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By AC712 - 08/09/2021 05:01 - United States - Butler

Today, my BFF and I put our kids on the bus, and went shopping and have lunch. We were both eating a gross amount of Taco Bell sitting in the middle of the parking lot. The cops pulled up. Someone had called them, saying we were doing drugs because of the way we were sitting. FML

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By ugh - 15/07/2013 11:46 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house, despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML

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By AzNFoo - 26/03/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, my friends and me had a little water balloon fight and somehow it led to throwing water balloons at cars. We all decided to hit a car all at once, after one came by we all hit it. The car stopped and started flashing bright blue lights. We ended up hitting an off-duty police car. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2015 20:49 - Germany - Stuttgart

Today, after taking my crush to the train station late at night, I sat in a local park alone with my thoughts for a while. Two cops appeared out of nowhere and started searching me for drugs and weapons, asking me questions for a good 30 minutes. Not the kind of action I expected tonight. FML

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Mwoehaha 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 16:12

Everyone who thinks he deserved it because he's 17 and still playing with toy guns should realise that staying young at heart is important. I feel sorry for people unlike the OP, who never play any games.

chimmy 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 16:08

Some places, like transportation vehicles and depots, choose to not allow guns of any type... even toy guns, since police officers mistake them for real guns. (Which apparently happened here.) Stupid, but there you go, luckily they didnt shoot to disarm/kill you.

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AntiChrist7 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 16:52

i would say your true age is 5. what fun are guns? YDI

darkmis1 17

Saturday 23 May 2009 17:07

YDI. Wut 17 yr old plays with a toy gun?

mostlybroken12 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 19:44

airsofters. but seriously, cap guns? the only thing fun about cap guns is penny bombs. those don't even use the gun any way.

yer_maw 1

Saturday 23 May 2009 17:07

hahaha my friend was doing a photoshoot in the city centre of glasgow, he was posing as a spy with a suit, briefcase and a toy gun. He goes to the toliet, when he comes out he has 10 police officers around him with guns. They arrested him and he spent the night in a cell. **** his life. You're kinda sad for playing with guns, but whatever.

michelle4srs 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 17:11

lmao, I don't see why people are saying you deserved that. You shouldn't get in shit for having FAKE guns. But bringing them on the bus was a bad idea because a lot of people could misake them for being real.

SergioFML 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 17:12

Duh. playing with guns in public is stupid. YDI.

Reubenz 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 17:16

I feel sorry for those of you who ask "what's fun about toy guns?" They were just out having a bit of fun enjoying themselves! that the cops arrested them (a bit of an overreaction i think :P) was just inconvenient!