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By embarrassment - 12/06/2009 13:46 - Canada

Today, I went to a family dinner. While waiting to be seated, a guy walked by and I looked to see if he was hot. Then my grandma yelled, "Get your eyeballs back in your head and quit staring at boys!" The whole restaurant heard her. Including the guy. And yes, he was hot. FML

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By WHY GRANDMA - 17/06/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I was at a restaurant with my grandma. A young, ripped gentleman suddenly walked through the door and my grandma looked at him and shouted, "Look! Eye candy!" as loud as she could. He heard it and was extremely embarrassed. To make it worse, my grandma is a widow, so she might have actually meant it. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2021 23:01 - United States - Steele

Today, I was eating lunch with my grandmother when a very muscular young man entered the restaurant. As soon as he walked in, my 70-year-old widowed grandmother looked at him and said, out loud, "Ooh, eye candy!" Everyone in the restaurant began staring at us, and the poor guy's face was red as a tomato. FML

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By Nightsong - 30/03/2016 02:54 - Germany - N?rnberg

Today, I saw a ridiculously hot guy dining with his family. I decided not to flirt with him with his parents around but to ask his sister (who went to the restroom) to give him my phone number. When I came back, I saw her pointing a finger at me, and the whole family turning around and staring. FML

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By anonymous - 23/12/2014 11:28 - Austria - Vienna

Today, I was yelled at in public for staring at a guy in a wheelchair. I was staring because he was so good looking. FML

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By anonymous - 05/03/2011 05:34 - France

Today, I found out the hard way that if you think a waiter is hot, you probably shouldn't tell your parents. They could react by screaming at him across the room to tell him you think he's a hottie. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2015 01:45 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I was at a restaurant where the host is an attractive guy with only one arm. I was with my family, so I didn't want to be too obvious when checking him out. It seems like I was, though, because he came over and told me it was rude to stare at his arm. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 05:32 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

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By maximumpower - 15/03/2009 01:46 - United States

Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2009 20:10 - United States

Today, I was on a plane with my grandma. A cute guy sat down next to her. She asked his age. He told her he was 16. She said, "Oh, that's how old my granddaughter here is." She then turned to me and said loudly, "You should switch seats with me, he's HOT!" Well, at least Grandma loves me. FML

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By oshitdonotwant - 08/08/2009 13:42 - United States

Today, I was having breakfast when my mom's boyfriend came and sat right across from me. He didn't try and hide the fact that he was staring at my chest and told me, "Wow, you're getting bigger." I glared at him. He winked at me. FML

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Friday 12 June 2009 20:11

Don't you love embarrassing family?

dmmd8686 0

Friday 12 June 2009 20:11

If you had acted on it, this could have been an epic icebreaker. Embarassing for a short time, yes, but it gives you a great way to start talking to him. I wish this would happen to me.

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ShowerFlirt 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 6:51

lol omg i love senility so much

Brittanii 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 7:36

I wouldaa been embarassedd likk shidd

fuckthiscity 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 8:50

oook I don't understand why she needs to lose weight, #48. For all you know she weighs 110 lbs soaking wet and you're encouraging unhealthy dietary behavior. Don't judge people you don't know you miserable dickwad.

robodoll 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 9:00

Lmao! Family members know how to get the best of you sometimes, eh?

AshleyRose784 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 9:09

Wah, my grandma called me out...grow up

wienerwagon 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 9:18

#106. Congrats at losing to seven other people, I'm sure you're very proud. Did your high school gym teacher pat you on the butt and tell you how it's the effort that counts? On the off chance that you actually paid attention to the context of the post that you're referencing, I was saying that his hobbies are his own and he should not judge others just because they choose not to place so much importance on their physical appearances. But good luck, I bet the life you've dedicated to judging others for having differing priorities is a very satisfying one. Here's hoping all the bull testosterone that's got you raging so hard helps you make it to the top five next year.

futuremarine246 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 10:36

youre grandma should mind her own damn bussiness

angel1618 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 14:19

omg!! thats embarrassing lol :)

TryToBeKind 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 15:02

Then put your eyeballs back in your head and stop looking at boys. You're there to spend time with your family, not pick up a date

ericavel 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 17:33

Ornery old people are great. Similar thing happened to me except it was my dad; powerwalking put of a Chinese restaurant with chopsticks in his nose. He ran straight into this really hot guy, knocking him down. We've been dating for over two years now haha. Go for it! You never know what could happen.