Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a funeral for my coworker's father. While there,...

By Anonymous - 26/07/2009 17:00 - France

Today, I went to a funeral for my coworker's father. While there, my dad's cell phone rang and he left to answer it. I turned to my brother and said, "I can't believe he brought his cell phone!" He whispered, "I can't believe he's got coverage. This is a dead zone!" I laughed loudly. At a funeral. FML

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By JJMan217 - 03/04/2011 07:02 - Canada

Today, I attended a funeral. During the minute of silence, my phone went off. My ringtone is "It's good to be alive". FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2022 17:02

Today, my phone made a random noise. I jokingly said, "Wow, I wonder who died now?" Turns out it was my son's grandmother. I had to explain it because I screamed. I also got to tell his dad that his mom just died. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2016 15:01

Today, at the funeral home where I work, I asked my boss if it was time to "bring out the stiff". I didn't realize the guy's family was not only in the building, but within earshot as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2013 16:24 - Cyprus - Limassol

Today, I attended my mother's funeral. My husband came too, and during the service, I kept hearing him giggling. I wrote it off as the usual awkward nerves, until he started snorting too, and I caught sight of the iPhone under his jacket. He was reading this very site. FML

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By jtaylor94 - 21/07/2009 21:54 - Canada

Today, my dad's boss called our house and I answered. He said, "Is your dad home?" I replied, "I'll go check." I put the phone on mute and asked my dad if he wanted to talk to his boss. My dad says, "Does that asshole not have a life?" Turns out the phone wasn't on mute, it was on speaker. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2012 18:47 - Brazil - Americana

Today, I was at work, reading some funny stories on my phone. Just as one of my co-workers decided to share that his father had passed away recently, I burst into uncontrollable, teary-eyed laughter at a story. They don't believe my explanation, and have branded me the office asshole. FML

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By lolwut - 11/09/2014 06:33 - United States - Albany

Today, I saw my teacher using her phone in the middle of class, so to joke around with her, seeing as we're on pretty good terms, I said: "Using your phone in class? For shame." She looks me in the eyes and says, "Would it be ok if I told you I'm arranging my father's funeral?" FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2010 22:22 - United States

Today, my dad got a new phone and put me on speed dial. I have received several voice mails from him accidentally dialed. They are from him riding the train, in a meeting, having lunch, and, most recently, him taking a monstrous dump. FML

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Memory man

By Dad Fail - 07/02/2023 07:00 - United States

Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2022 10:00 - United States - East Islip

Today, a relative showed me a picture of her phone. I also saw a picture of her husband, a friend, sleeping. He looked like he was dead to the world. I asked, jokingly, "Why is there a picture of a dead guy on your phone?" Turns out it was her father, who is in the hospital, and dying any day now. FML

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Dashiell 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 20:13

Haha, why were your brother and father at your coworker's father's funeral?

jaxsk 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 20:13

Great pun! I approve!

Comments

Peacelover99 0

Friday 31 July 2009 12:02

LMFAO!!! Not to be a bitch, but your brothers joke made my night. I'm sorry that happened though.

Omggabrielle 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 2:07

OMG! is sooooo FUNNY! (:

skgirl 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 3:41

haha wow thats funny but sucks now they think your disrespectful lol wow

niska_fml 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 8:08

Laughing is a way of dealing with grief. They probably thought nothing of it. Also, your brother is freaking hilarious.

hahahhh 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 11:19

That is AMAZING. Your brother is awesome! That is NOT a fml, that's a "my life is hilarious, in a good way!" I couldn't stop laughing((: thanks((:

Hockeylover87_71 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 6:46

I love your brother :) well, in an " omg you are hilarious" sorta way ;)

Compass 0

Friday 22 January 2010 4:48

You didn't have to point out that you were at a funeral again. Well, maybe you did *thinks about REALLY stupid warning labels*

kev08326 1

Tuesday 23 February 2010 14:25

lmfao

Hobo_stickfigure 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 2:20

lol I woulda laughed too. that's pretty good

Jlevrt 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 4:06

lol. That WAS a funny joke...

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