Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a Halloween party dressed in Charlie Brown's...

By Halloween Fail - 01/11/2014 03:59 - United States - Braidwood

Today, I went to a Halloween party dressed in Charlie Brown's ghost costume, a white sheet with holes all over. I got beat up for dressing like a member of the KKK. FML

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By Heggs - 31/10/2018 17:30

Today, it's Halloween. I get bullied every day and this was no exception, but this time I got beat up so hard I bled. Everyone thought it was part of my costume. FML

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By Pwnedofthedead - 03/10/2009 15:34 - Canada

Today, I was walking to my friends Halloween themed birthday party in my zombie costume. Apparently, my crazy coke addicted neighbor found the costume too realistic. He tackled me. FML

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By MandyPanda - 25/05/2009 14:24 - United States

Today, I went to a theme party where everyone wore white shirts and brought markers to draw on them. I didn't know many people there but I still went around drawing on people's shirts. After a few hours, someone finally drew on my shirt. They wrote "I'm scary." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2011 13:25 - Australia

Today, I had to walk through an extremely crowded pub wearing a dorky prisoner outfit to get to a dress-up party at the back. When we got there, I soon realised it wasn't fancy dress, but just black-and-white themed. FML

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By jking2z - 13/03/2015 22:39 - United States

Today, I tried to boycott an 80's theme party by wearing my regular clothes. Everyone said they loved my costume. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2019 06:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I saw photos of my roommate a recent party. OK, I'll admit I'm a little dark-skinned, but was it really necessary for him to color his face in black marker so he could go as "me" for a Halloween party? FML

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By tinydancer - 10/05/2012 18:10 - United States - Richmond

Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired my hilarious "zombie dancing". Those were my regular dance moves. FML

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By nerd - 03/03/2009 03:20 - United States

Today, I got a call from my friend who invited me to a theme party. It was a goth theme, and I decided to get real into it. I put on a trench coat, black skin tight pants, and black paint under the eyes. When I got there I was greeted by a kid in a pink popped collar. It wasn't a theme party. FML

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Costume parties are the worst

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a party dressed as a Pinata. Drunk people tried to hit me all night. FML

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Saturday 1 November 2014 11:28

At least you weren't mistaken for Swiss cheese. You'd have been eaten.

allie2590 31

Saturday 1 November 2014 11:30

At least the misunderstanding was cleared up before you actually became a ghost. Holy sheet!

Comments

joshi42 16

Saturday 1 November 2014 22:21

Next time bring a rope and burning cross along for those assholes...

aliciavanham 13

Saturday 1 November 2014 22:29

Hahaha, maybe not that smart of you to dress as a racist. Even your pyjamas would have been a saver choice.

BeeHMC 9

Sunday 2 November 2014 1:16

Did you even read the fml? Or do you just not know what kkk outfits looked like?

Ki11erC 18

Saturday 1 November 2014 22:32

Without the hat you're just a person under a sheet or 5yrs old being a ghost. They would have to be quite stupid to see a white sheet and think KKK...

Bossgirlhana 15

Sunday 2 November 2014 1:04

Well, that does sound like something that would happen to Charlie Brown.

MSCCG 16

Sunday 2 November 2014 1:09

Did you dress up like Charlie Brown underneath? That would have sealed it

ohSNAPyall 26

Sunday 2 November 2014 2:31

Was it pointy?

brendejafulable 41

Sunday 2 November 2014 4:34

I hate how people are so quick to jump to racism. I believe it keeps it alive more than people who are just racist.

cathrope 10

Sunday 2 November 2014 4:50

I read this fml in Eric Cartman's voice.

chololatino 13

Sunday 2 November 2014 5:47

Lmfao dead

brenton490 19

Sunday 2 November 2014 7:18

It's the sad part of America. Everyone is quick to join the racism bandwagon without even knowing their history. They just look for reasons to ruin society, and a possible chance to sue someone for a quick buck.