Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a job interview at a small family-owned business....

By Anonymous - 20/05/2012 19:43 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I went to a job interview at a small family-owned business. After the interview, the owner's son took me into his office and told me I'm not getting the job and to get out, because apparently, the old man thinks I'm "possessed by a demon". FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2013 23:37 - Australia - Mona Vale

Today, I walked out of a job interview feeling confident because I'd really hit it off with the interviewer. He called me an hour later to tell me that I didn't get the job, since he was afraid we'd "get along too well and never get any work done." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2009 11:00 - United States

Today, I had a job interview at a local business with the owner who was man, and the manager who was a woman. I thought I did pretty well because I heard the manager whisper so, as I was walking out. Then I heard the owner whisper "no fat chicks." FML

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By Jobless - 07/09/2010 23:27 - Canada

Today, I had a job interview. The moment I walked into the room, the interviewer said, "OK, I will interview you, but there is no way I'm hiring you." FML

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By Interview tragedy - 17/12/2009 15:46 - United States

Today, I went in for an interview at my dream job. When I walked in, I got a dirty look from the front desk secretary. Turns out, the guy interviewing me was from a dating website I'm on. I'd rejected him and told him to get a life. FML

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By lulupie - 08/08/2016 09:10

Today, I went to a job interview. I really needed the job to keep my apartment. As I was being interviewed, the manager looked past me and stared off into space. There goes the job and my apartment. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2015 18:54 - United Kingdom

Today, desperate for work, I went into a shop and asked the owner if he had any spare jobs to fill. He looked me up and down and sneered "Yes, but not for people like... you." FML

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By mcd - 05/10/2020 08:01 - United Kingdom - Gloucester

Today, at work, a man punched me in the face because he said I took his son's job. He meant both me and his son applied for the same job. He also asked to speak to my boss, because he thinks I "cheated." FML

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By jobless1 - 05/07/2015 04:04

Today, I went to an important job interview, only to be told I'm not what such a "prestigious" company was looking for. This from a pimply-faced 20-something who took a personal call on speakerphone mid-interview, and actually said "LMAO" out loud at his friend's joke. FML

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Thanks dad

By Anonymous - 16/06/2021 02:01

Today, I found out why the only business in town that operates in my chosen industry won’t hire me. Several months ago, my father antagonised the owner, bringing up my name in the process. I haven’t spoken to the man in five years. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2012 01:55 - United States - Sioux City

Today, I had a babysitting job. When I got there, the parents were rushing out the door and told me they'd left instructions for the kids on the table. The first bullet point stated that the oldest was convinced she is possessed by the devil, but just to ignore it. Three more hours to go. FML

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perdix 29

Monday 21 May 2012 1:10

You should sue! Demonic Possession is clearly covered by the Americans with Disabilites Act. He has to hire you and keep your office at 900 degrees to accommodate your demon.

pokefan813 16

Monday 21 May 2012 1:06

Maybe you should find an exorcist...

Comments

Snafuusmc 12

Monday 21 May 2012 1:42

What do they have running around their building? Gay poltergeist?

igese 11

Monday 21 May 2012 1:51

you know your social skills need work when someone thinks you're possessed

Directioner310 3

Monday 21 May 2012 1:55

Many old people think like that so don't feel offended

jayfreeman80 0

Monday 21 May 2012 2:01

Wow - was your head spinning during the interview??

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Monday 21 May 2012 2:08

"I'm sorry, but we cannot hire demons at this time. Company policy."

ImaginaryFoe 0

Monday 21 May 2012 2:17

That's completely ridiculous. If someone is possessed, you don't allow her to come into the office! You thank her and quickly send her on her way. Now they have to douse the place in holy water. Idiots. Get a job as the secretary of his church for the lolz.

LoganBurrito 6

Monday 21 May 2012 2:20

Well in his time, you either beat people along with the rest of your town for being "demon possessed," or you pushed a hoop with a stick down a dirt road. Now he's too old to old for the latter.

rattusrattus 18

Monday 21 May 2012 2:51

Piece of advice: don't introduce yourself as "Hi, my name's YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL and I'm here for the job interview." And try not to do the slithering thing across the floor, either. Wear deodorant too, it covers up the smell of brimstone.