Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a local take-away and ordered a pizza. I watched...

By extraflavour - 23/12/2009 20:24 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a local take-away and ordered a pizza. I watched the worker get my pizza out the oven, then wipe the pizza cutter on the trash bin to get rid of the last pizza's toppings, and then cut my pizza. FML

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By PizzaPants - 29/02/2016 18:12 - United States - Denver

Today, I dropped a pizza I made. Don't worry though, I caught it between my hands and legs. I no longer have fingerprints on my right hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 22:34 - United States

Today, I ordered a pizza online to be delivered to my apartment. After an hour of waiting, I called the pizza place to ask what the problem was. Apparently, the people at the apartment below me took my already paid for pizza and ate it. FML

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By Darwin_Award_Winner - 07/06/2012 12:10 - United States - Beaumont

Today, in a drunken state, I decided that it would be a good idea to shave with a pizza cutter. FML

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By Newly Minted Canuck - 22/04/2017 20:00

Today, my daughter found a hair baked into the crust of her pizza. Grossed out, she put it down the garbage disposal, but I told her to dig it out so we could get a refund. After dinner, she came looking for the saved pizza crust. I was baffled about where it was until I realized I'd eaten it. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2024 06:00 - United Kingdom - Wakefield

Today, I was trying out a new pizza recipe that I saw online. I made the dough, spread the sauce, and added my toppings. As I was about to put it in the oven, I realized I'd forgotten to preheat it. No big deal, or so I thought. I then knocked the entire fucking uncooked pizza face-first onto the kitchen floor. The dog ate better than I did tonight. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2021 16:30 - United States - Enterprise

Today, I ordered a large stuffed crust supreme pizza for myself. When I picked it up, I asked for extra plates and napkins so the cashier wouldn't know I don't have any friends. FML

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By Jlipka - 22/05/2010 02:33 - United States

Today, while house sitting, I went to take my pizza out of the oven, not realizing that the oven mitt had a hole in it. FML

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By firecrotch - 04/06/2010 05:36 - United States

Today, I work at a pizza place and one of my jobs is to spoon crushed red pepper into bags. After I finished this, without thinking to wash my hands first, I used the bathroom. It still burns. FML

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By deepblue - 24/01/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, we ordered pizza. A long wait and several phone calls later, we found out that someone met the delivery person at the end of our driveway, signed our receipt, and stole our pizza. Way to check the credit card pizza people. FML

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By munchkin77 - 15/12/2021 20:01

Today, as a pizza delivery driver, I delivered to a customer with young kids. She gave the pizzas to one of her kids to take inside, where the kid dropped them and it went everywhere. She then rang the store and claimed that I'd dropped the pizzas, then told her to "suck it up." FML

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Thursday 24 December 2009 1:09

If you paid for it thats your own fault, I would have made them make me another.

null_fml 11

Thursday 24 December 2009 1:22

The smart thing to do here would have been to calmly open up the box, take the pizza out, and whip it behind the counter at the idiot who did that.

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Flymeister 3

Thursday 24 December 2009 19:59

IIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! GROOOOSSS!!! XP

jpest17 5

Thursday 24 December 2009 21:56

I think it's not the kind of trash can u think it is maybe it was put there for that very reason?

blastvortex 3

Friday 25 December 2009 6:15

Well, that sounds like bull (I can't see the pizzeria employees being that retarded), if it's true, you have a right to demand that they give you a new pizza or give you your money back, or else you're notifying the proper authorities (which you'll want to do anyway even if you do get your own back). They're under obligation of the contract you made with them to make the pizza as legal regulations dictate. Besides, if it's happening now, there's reason enough to believe that it probably happened before, and just might happen again. That kind of crap needs to be nicked in the bud.

sexpanther10 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 1:09

that's horrible...but unlikely. With all do respect, Either this is true and your dumb enough to take the pizza AND eat it or you just brainstormed for a fake fml and nothing came out but this hot steamy turd.

CJ090 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 16:58

Ok there's a simple solution 2 this 1. Grow a pair 2. Tell that greasy guido 2 not put his nasty pizza cutter on ur pizza 3. Tell him 2 make u another one or u will go to dominoes instead

Cerauno 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 1:49

Uh, why the hell didn't you complain about it? Tell the manager and demand they make you make a new pizza with clean utensils, or better yet, a refund. YDI if you just sat there watching it happen.