Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a Mexican restaurant with my family. I got stuck...

By mexicandelicacy - 04/03/2012 03:09 - United States

Today, I went to a Mexican restaurant with my family. I got stuck trying to decide whether I should get the fajitas or the tacos. I ended up getting the tacos because I didn't want the fajitas to come in sizzling, and I didn't want to "make a scene". My social anxiety has hit a new low. FML

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By EyesofStone - 01/06/2016 01:03 - United States

Today, I decided to work on my social anxiety by ordering some food. I waited in line, practicing my order in my head all the way. When I got to the front, I said my order with no mistakes. The cashier just stared blankly at me until I mumbled, "Never mind..." and left. FML

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By gunnar - 20/09/2018 17:30

Today, my family and I went to Olive Garden. Due to my autism, I sometimes have a nervous tic, which presented itself while I was looking at the menu. I would have appreciated it if my mom hadn't then screamed at me to stop in front of the entire restaurant. FML

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He who controls the spice controls the universe

By Anonymous - 01/10/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, I was at a food truck festival and I spotted a taco truck and eagerly ordered a spicy taco. As I took my first bite, the spice hit me like a freight train and I began to choke. In an effort to save myself, I dropped the taco into the lap of the guy sitting next to me. He looked up, lap splattered in salsa, and asked if I was having a stroke. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 08:07 - United States

Today, I went to a very crowded restaurant. Being really shy, I requested to sit in the corner, but instead they placed me in the center of the dinning area. I started to eat my food and got really spaced out. Suddenly I sneeze-farted and everyone turned to look at me. FML

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By pootythe5th - 30/08/2009 18:09 - United States

Today, I was at my favorite Mexican restaurant when I realized my really cute waiter, along with his buddies kept looking at me and smiling. Trying to be cool, I took a bite of my burrito, choked, and spilled ground beef down my new shirt and in my bra. They laughed the whole time. FML

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By Jimseagoon - 03/09/2018 20:30

Today, my wife took me to Taco Bell for the first time. I said, "Isn't this where all those FMLs happen to people?" She said, "You'll be fine." I am writing this from the toilet. I am not fine. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I have an awful stomach virus. I can only drink liquids and can't eat anything solid, especially anything spicy. My dad forced me to eat the fajitas he'd made for dinner and screamed at me when I told him I couldn't, then screamed at me again for "wasting food" when I predictably threw up all over the floor. FML

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By phonebaby - 18/11/2014 01:04 - United States - Stamford

Today, my friend asked me to order take out for him because he gets nervous on phones. I called a Chinese restaurant, only to get nervous, and hang up. FML

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By anonymous - 11/12/2010 07:41 - United States

Today, while standing in line at a local Mexican fast food place, I was feeling generous and let a little kid behind me go in front. Turns out he had a list, and was ordering food for his whole family. I had to wait 30 minutes to get my food. FML

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Doggy bag

By DumbFish - 05/04/2017 22:00

Today, I got up the courage to go to a nice place for lunch alone. I wasn't expecting the Tilapia I ordered to be the whole fish, so I asked the waiter for a box because, "I forgot about an appointment in 20 minutes," just so he wouldn't think I was an idiot who didn't know what I was ordering. FML

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br0ccoli 14

Sunday 4 March 2012 9:30

Everyone is born with a big entrance. But when you grow up, people tell you to be demure and unassuming. **** it! Order the sizzle!! It's worth it. If other people have a problem, that's their fault ;)

MrBoredGuy 1

Sunday 4 March 2012 10:19

The ****?

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kennerd 0

Sunday 4 March 2012 11:08

I don't get it lol. Reading the comments just make me more confused. You mean like sizzling as in the cheese is bubbling. Or like a sparkler because it's someone's birthday ?

Dracoboxer357 35

Sunday 4 March 2012 13:57

^ Fajitas sometimes arrive to your table still sizzling from cooking. Since you live in Winnipeg, go to a Mexican restaurant in Osborn Village called Carlos Murphys and order one, you'll see what I mean. The spiced coffee there alone is worth the trip. :)

HeartOfLead 24

Monday 5 March 2012 5:11

Don't listen to him ^ . Fajitas are obviously made to go off like sparklers. Which in turn grabs everyone's attention!

goldfishgod 20

Sunday 4 March 2012 11:09

I never thought I'd be agreeing with broccoli.

moneybagz131 6

Sunday 4 March 2012 10:09

This one time I accidentally fell backwards on a train rail.

llamafish 25

Sunday 4 March 2012 22:19

Did you even attempt to read the FML?

MrBoredGuy 1

Sunday 4 March 2012 10:19

The ****?

EmilyStrauch 8

Sunday 4 March 2012 10:40

Don't worry my mom does the same, except she forces people to share it with her

Wheredidgrungego 12

Sunday 4 March 2012 10:50

EVERY TIME!!! Those damn fajitas are out to get me!! I just know it!!! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVEEEE

GothicAngel17 24

Sunday 4 March 2012 11:06

...yeah, you need a shrink mate.

MelLynn 0

Sunday 4 March 2012 15:31

Looks like u do 2

tannarox 0

Sunday 4 March 2012 15:55

Oh yes, tell a complete stranger, multiple times, that she needs therapy and is going to kill everyone because she's wearing thick eyeliner and has the word "gothic" in her name. That's not judgmental at all. Idiot.