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By Noname - 12/02/2009 06:00 - United States

Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML

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By bruised - 13/03/2013 21:06 - Canada - Fredericton

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. The movie was in 3D, and he couldn't help but notice it would be much cooler if you could feel what the characters did. He spent the next two hours slapping me every time the person in the movie did, claiming the movie would be "better". FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2009 14:49 - United States

Today, I went to a movie with a girl I went to high school with. There was a preview for an upcoming 3D movie. I asked her if she had ever seen a 3D movie before. She told me she couldn't because she is blind in one eye. Apparently it's a "sensitive subject." FML

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By BobRyder - 10/04/2014 20:52 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I brought home my 3D glasses after a movie. I had a laugh about it until I realized that I put my $100 sunglasses in the recycle box outside of the theatre instead. FML

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By what. - 04/05/2020 17:00

Today, my boyfriend said that no, I'm not allowed to get glasses and then accused me of wanting to see other men. No, I just want to see. FML

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By awkward. - 29/12/2012 15:50 - United Kingdom - Rickmansworth

Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML

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By Noname - 26/02/2009 01:31 - United States

Today, at work, we finally got a digital projector so our theater can show 3D movies. Our first movie is The Jonas Brothers Concert. FML

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By Stinky. - 09/04/2012 03:29 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML

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By ditched - 17/08/2009 19:49 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML

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By Samantha - 30/10/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML

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By Glassless - 26/05/2017 20:00

Today, I lost my glasses. I don't have spares but my girlfriend said I could borrow hers. She doesn't understand why this won't work. FML

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Thursday 12 February 2009 9:46

............ is this a joke

Seegtease 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 1:42

This is more than a moment. What did you THINK the glasses would do?

Comments

xFenix81x 0

Monday 15 June 2009 0:52

You are both morons.

badabing94 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 7:58

wait.... do you live in Arkansas?

_musical_addict_ 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 6:33

You're just.... wow.

viaco12 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 18:22

How do some people agree?! Is everyone stupid?!

chromalife 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 22:31

After I read this, I became sad. You're an idiot. I'm not talking about the OP. I'm talking about all of you who commented. YOU DO NOT SEE THE WORLD IN 3-D. YOU SEE THE WORLD IN 4-D. Everyone is stupid who commented on this page. (I'm not done middle school and I know this. This is just sad.) #81- I bet you did. And you think that the world is in 3-D!!! #74- Are you? #60- I completely agree. Wow.

chromalife 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 22:40

sorry that wasn't me that was my little brother he's kind of dumb

Sunnay 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 23:47

Sorry to burst your bubble, but the fourth dimension is time.

cr1sis 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 9:32

wow.......

youreallretarded 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 9:03

...... uh. First of all, half of you trying to be smart and trying to make everyone else look stupid, can't even spell right and that's just annoying. Second, you can't SEE time, just because the world is 4 dimensional doesn't mean that we see in 4-d. To those of you who said this isn't an FML, come on, if you were that retarded you would say f my life too, give the girl a break. . . except she capitalized the word world, and that annoys me.

youreallretarded 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 9:06

And to the person who said her boyfriend is stupid for saying "pretty much everything" and then saying oh except movies and pictures and oh, uh, things that AREN'T 3-D, you need help because obviously there are things that aren't in 3-D because you named some. disgrace.