Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a New Year's party with my boyfriend. Later...

By Alana - 01/01/2011 05:27 - Australia

Today, I went to a New Year's party with my boyfriend. Later into the night, he got drunk, and left me there to go to another party with his friends. I have no car, and no way to get home. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2009 12:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend didn't come home from a night of drinking with the boys again, so I told him that I was packing my things and I wouldn't be here when he came home. After all my things were packed, I realized he drove my car to the bar. FML

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By Miss Spasticator - 26/10/2012 20:49 - United States - Vancouver

Today, I tagged along with some friends to a party in the woods. Halfway into the night, a party-goer's boyfriend got extremely drunk and violent, causing the others to panic and drive away in the two cars we pooled in. My best friend and I had to run all the way back home on foot. FML

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By Iamlonesometonight - 26/03/2017 18:47

Today, my now-ex dumped me at a house party, which I then couldn't leave, as all my things were at his house, where I was meant to be staying. FML

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Kinda sus

By Forgotten - 27/01/2023 02:30

Today, I found out my boyfriend went to a “Lovers New Year's Eve” party. I didn’t go. He told me he had to “work” that night and couldn’t spend time with me. When I confronted him about it, he told me he “forgot” to tell me and it was “a last minute thing.” We’ve been dating for 3 years. FML

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Brotherly love

By Anonymous - 16/06/2023 22:00

Today, my brother was going to get some drinks for a party we were going to. After getting the drinks, he ended up leaving me at home while he went and got drunk like never before. FML

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By good friend - 27/12/2013 06:35 - United States - Missoula

Today, my friends and I had our Christmas party. I ended up being the only one sober, and had to drive each and every person home. There were 15 of us. FML

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You deserved it 5 818

By THOMASisMYname - 06/07/2011 17:06 - Canada

Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML

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By drunkboysgf - 21/10/2011 07:39 - Canada

Today, I had to get my boyfriend's mom to help me get my boyfriend in his house because he was so drunk. He broke up with me for getting him in trouble. FML

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Stranded

By leftoutdrunk - 05/05/2012 18:12 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I volunteered to be my brother's designated driver. I told him throughout the night that I wasn't drinking, but he ended up leaving me at the bar and going to his friend's house in a cab for more drinks, taking my keys along with him. FML

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You deserved it 4 069

By sma93 - 17/12/2016 18:30 - United States - Baldwin

Today, after my work's Christmas party, everyone got so drunk that I had to help one of my only sober co-workers take everyone home and clean up vomit. FML

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perdix 29

Saturday 1 January 2011 16:07

I'm sure there are lots of other drunk guys who would be happy to ring in the new year with you.

Trace01m 11

Saturday 1 January 2011 16:07

New year, time for a new boyfriend!

Comments

pedroiaman15 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 23:54

dump that asshole, he put you in a dangerous situation!

DancinKat 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 3:28

Yes, but you do have a phone to write this FML. But I think the better idea is to just write about it on the internet instead of calling for help don't you think?

Sherry1119 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 3:38

you can calling for help with your other firend

Zayna_604 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 5:30

Ohh please. you dont have to be that attractive to get someone to give you a ride.. I mean really!

iknowimawesome 13

Sunday 2 January 2011 6:40

I would tell you to stop bitching, but your boyfriend's a complete ass hole, so you do get some bitching rights, but otherwise, you don't really need to FYL. You're using a phone to post this, aren't you? Call someone, idiot.