Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a real Japanese restaurant with my sister and...

By Jdub - 28/05/2009 00:51 - United States

Today, I went to a real Japanese restaurant with my sister and mom, where you had to take off your shoes and sit on the floor. After the meal, I realized my shoes were no longer where I put them. For the seven years the restaurant has been open, I'm the first person to get their shoes stolen. FML

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By pplsuck - 25/09/2012 23:57 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I went to eat out. When I sat down, I realized I forgot my straw. I took my purse with me, not wanting it to get stolen. Someone stole my food instead. FML

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By mmckie - 11/06/2019 22:00

Today, I went into a restaurant with my family. I slipped off my chair, pulling the tablecloth with all the food and drinks on it with me onto the floor. FML

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Grow up

By Anonymous - 01/10/2020 20:01

Today, I was excited to go to a Japanese restaurant for my birthday. When the chef started doing tricks however, my spoiled brat of a sister started screaming and crying in terror. My parents insisted we leave and go to McDonald's because she was upset. She's 11. FML

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Food flight

By ashley_skillz06 - 24/01/2010 05:21 - France

Today, I went to a Japanese restaurant. While the chef was throwing food at us, I was getting ready for my turn. He tossed a piece of broccoli at me, I leaned back to catch it, completely falling off my chair. I knocked everything over and had the packed restaurant laughing at me. FML

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Barred for life

By tariel - 22/05/2018 21:08

Today, I went to my favorite restaurant with my mother. The food took a little longer than usual to arrive and my mom threw a fit, complete with kicking and screaming, in the middle of the restaurant. My mom and I are both banned for life. FML

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Morning surprise

By JayBausch - 17/08/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, I went to retrieve my sneakers that my wife made me leave outside the door of our hotel room. Somebody had shat in one of them. FML

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By mylifeisamovie - 28/02/2009 06:39 - United States

Today, I woke up to a tap on my shoulder and had no idea where I was. I quickly discovered It was 11 am and I was still at the bar I had been drinking at the night before. My shoes were gone. FML

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White Lotus vibes

By Anonymous - 03/12/2022 10:00

Today, I had to deal with a guest who'd left his shoes outside his door to be polished. I told him our hotel doesn’t offer shoe polishing, so if they’re gone they must have been stolen. He then accused me of stealing them for myself, even though I’m a woman with feet 6 sizes smaller than his. FML

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By NOOOOOO - 16/08/2015 23:18 - United States

Today, my only pair of shoes that I brought got stolen at the airport while I was being checked by security. I'm now stuck 1000 miles from home with no shoes. FML

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Not a people person

By Just me - 13/10/2024 22:00 - United States - Tucson

Today, I walked into a public toilet and I opened a stall door, only to discover someone who had forgotten to lock the door sitting on the can. Instead of saying "Sorry," I panicked and said, "Nice shoes!" I then had to wait until they left because I was too embarrassed to face them. FML

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fuckmeamiright 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 9:54

i'm sure that's what they tell everyone

dianeface 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 9:55

You must've had some pretty cool shoes!

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bishoprsv2 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 15:51

They were probably black people shoes. Only black people steal shoes... and tv's.

stepup0220 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 23:43

well atleast you know you had some good looking shoes. :)

ajallan246 0

Monday 8 February 2010 6:12

yeah they probably make more money in shoes than food.

ninba20 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 4:45

#108 u are a stupid idiot... but to the op who ever took them they must like them alot...

Jlevrt 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 4:09

u mustve had some nice shoes.

akittykatcat 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 5:52

Where did u go!! I live in WI and have always wanted to go to a place that!!!

lrsmith312 0

Friday 19 March 2010 8:52

they probably weren't stolen then dick ****

lover1995 0

Monday 26 July 2010 10:12

it'd be worse if you'd walked to the restaurant xD

AffroFruitC 5

Tuesday 7 June 2011 11:09

you must have nice shoes TToTT

jdawg2010 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 20:29

hey don't be mad.. apparently your shoes are pretty awesome!

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