By StatusSearch - 26/05/2011 23:36 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant and sat at the last available table, which had a seat available across from me. A cute girl approached and asked if she could sit down, so I said "Sure" and made some room. She then asked "You're leaving, right?" FML
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I told her I'd be done in 10 minutes which I was prepared to leave at that time, to which she replied, "Could you make it 5, I'm really hungry." So 10 minutes turned into 50. I must've lost track of time >_>

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gardenwhipped 5

response: normally I like to eat at a restaurant before i leave. How about you?

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madalynn 11

aw. maybe she just didn't want to seem like a creep so that's why she asked. but anyway, fyl just for how it must've made you feel.

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Comments

VinegarStrokes 0

Jesus dude you are WAY too ******* paranoid!! You honestly never go to restaurants alone because you fear this exact situation may occur and you think it's awkward eating alone? God damn... **** YOUR life buddy, this fml was pretty funny and somewhat sad but after reading your comment I feel way worse for you then I do for the OP!

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bettyboy 4

If it was after you had eaten, you should have left her with the bill, and just scooted. ;)

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StatusSearch 8

I told her I'd be done in 10 minutes which I was prepared to leave at that time, to which she replied, "Could you make it 5, I'm really hungry." So 10 minutes turned into 50. I must've lost track of time >_>

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zzzBOLTzzz 1

So, she was a bitch after all, after gearing your reply she could've either eaten with you, or apologise and went away, but instead she asked you to eat faster. She deserved it!

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kiraleann 16

Lol, wow. Someone must have really over-inflated that girl's ego at some point if she thought it was acceptable to treat you that way.

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Flutist 3

Oh, Op, how lovely! I would have kicked her teeth in but your way is just as nice. :)

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honey_bee_fml 1

I'm glad you didn't give in and leave. Some people really need to learn that they don't get everything they want. I honestly don't know how she even had the nerve to ask something like that.

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WinterBlue42 22

I would have told her to go eat someplace else then. I doubt she would be very happy if someone rushed her! FYL.

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kktik 8

u should have said step off bitch!!!

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laurel415 6

I would have been like " bitch please get the hell out of my table"

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TinaMarie21 4

Your comment :Who the f___ does she think she is? What a dumb wench.

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princessjazz 0

everyone is assuming that she was a bitch about it! she could of been nice about it but OP just felt dumb or embarrassed. goshh =/

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ElDonDavid 0

Read the comments stupid. He said he took over 50 minutes. I Dont care how she said it, there is nothing nice about telling someone to eat within 5 minutes.

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Jesus_Christ69 0

It was a guy saying what he would've done stupid. The OP didn't say that.

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Jesus_Christ69 0

nevermind my bad. I didn't know that was the OP. OP's rarely respond so I didn't think it was him.

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ThatFatGuyBehind 3

Finally and OP that responds to people in his FML and pwns at doing it nice one man

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iluvpeanutbutter 22

I submitted my own FML, but wasn't able to respond in the comments section (I tried several times), so that may be why most OPs don't respond.

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