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By Clementine - 27/11/2012 11:36 - Australia - Saint Kilda

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. After dessert, he went to the bathroom so I quickly called the waiter over and paid the bill, thinking it was a nice gesture. When he returned, he broke up with me for "emasculating" him. FML

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By Brianna Michelle Ferrell - 21/09/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2009 19:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me out to dinner, which we never do. While at the restaurant he gets down on his knees, looks me in the eyes, and pulls out a little box. He opens it and inside is a note that says 'We're Done.' He then leaves me at the restaurant with the bill and the $2.00 box. FML

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By OhDear - 24/02/2011 20:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML

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By Anon - 13/03/2016 00:13 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2011 17:46 - United States

Today, I treated my boyfriend to an expensive dinner using the last of my paycheck. I had to excuse myself to the bathroom a few minutes in. I came back to find my plate empty. His excuse was, "I didn't want the food to get cold." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2018 01:30

Today, after dating a guy for 2 months, things seemed to be going well. I offered to buy dinner and trusted he would keep in mind that I'm a college student on a budget. He picked the restaurant, ran up the bill over $100, made me pay, and dumped me right after. FML

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By Nico711 - 30/03/2019 02:00

Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2023 06:00

Today, my fiance's divorce was finalized and we went out to dinner to celebrate. I stepped away to use the bathroom, then came back to a note on the table saying, "I'm going to enjoy single life, thanks!" He left me with the bill. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2011 16:07 - Canada

Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML

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By scared - 02/10/2011 21:21 - United States

Today, I went on a date at a restaurant with a guy. When he promised I wouldn't have to pay the bill, I didn't think he meant we'd be dining and dashing. FML

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superguppy19 3

Tuesday 27 November 2012 15:52

What an ass

tomhofer 14

Tuesday 27 November 2012 15:56

Maybe I'm just a cheap ass but whenever someone pays for my food, I'm happy.

Comments

doglover100 28

Tuesday 27 November 2012 21:43

He needs to chill. I wouldn't mind paying the bill a few times for the kindness of it.

svahrsrdacwby87 7

Tuesday 27 November 2012 22:04

Pray that his next girlfriend slides out the bathroom window just before the check comes.

blustreak0417 3

Tuesday 27 November 2012 22:17

He should feel special cause there isn't many women that would do something like that. I say good job on ur part and good riddance to him! Ha

DrebinO1 3

Tuesday 27 November 2012 22:35

I think this post is fake...

ellytoad 13

Tuesday 27 November 2012 23:24

I wouldn't have been happy at all if I were in his place and had my own chance at generosity be yanked out from underneath me like that. It's a shame he dumped you over it though.

NoOneGivesAShit 1

Tuesday 27 November 2012 23:34

If I were you, I would be happy. Better to find out he's an asshole now than later.

argenyorkie 11

Wednesday 28 November 2012 1:13

He obviously has doubts about his masculinity.

realmenhaveclass 3

Wednesday 28 November 2012 1:49

It's the mans job to pay but that is a stupid reason for a breakup

MidnightOne 3

Wednesday 28 November 2012 2:24

>It's the mans job to pay AHAHAHAHA! Women: Equality when it benefits them, but not when it doesn't.

iwadasn 32

Wednesday 28 November 2012 3:36

One woman's opinion doesn't negate an entire movement.

kirby1964 20

Wednesday 28 November 2012 2:04

Wow, soooo, your single now? After you tell that story, you will have lots of guys asking you out. Not that they are cheap, but I for one would like a girl that is willing to pay a bill. It shows you are kind and considerate. Good for you op.