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By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 04:01 - United States

Today, I went to a school football game alone. I sat next to these hot girls. To seem cool, I picked up my phone and had a fake conversation with the coolest guy in the grade. Halfway through, he came over and talked to the girls. FML

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You deserved it 62 593

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By QuietGirlSucks - 30/08/2016 15:51 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I tried talking to the very quiet girl in my grade. We were having a conversation when a very hot guy walked into the cafeteria. I said to the girl, "The things I would do for him…" She looked at me dead in the eye and said, "That's my boyfriend." FML

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You deserved it 4 735

Pretty mean

By thatgirl247 - 11/09/2009 17:05 - United States

Today, I decided to check out my school's quarterback's Twitter, since we have a class together. He wrote, "Dear girl in front of me, I thought you were pretty until you turned around." It was funny, until I realized the timestamp was when we have class together, and I sit in front of him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 188

You deserved it 5 212

By outofluckdude - 01/09/2009 00:40 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a group of friends when I got into a conversation with this really attractive girl who I've liked for months. She asked me what school I go to. I sit to her left in biology. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 769

You deserved it 3 667

By EricCartman - 20/05/2009 03:31 - United States

Today, I was riding the bus home from school. I was sitting by myself, and my backpack was occupying the seat next to me. A hot girl boarded the bus, and was standing right where I was sitting. I placed my backpack on my lap, freeing up the seat. The girl stood the entire bus ride. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 611

You deserved it 6 451

By :/ - 01/10/2013 10:18

Today, I purposely set my phone off in class to make it seem like I had friends. FML

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You deserved it 17 483

By asshole - 02/10/2009 05:34 - United States

Today, I sat to the right of a girl I really like. I passed her a note asking her to homecoming. She read it, then hurriedly passed it to a hideous girl sitting on her left, who said yes, then hugged me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 184

You deserved it 12 445

Unforgettable

By bex - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 024

You deserved it 2 302

Nice try

By idiotwithaface - 23/09/2010 14:17 - United States

Today, I recently graduated from high school and I went to a college party. I met these girls and told them I graduated college already, to sound cool. I then heard one of them say, "I went to middle school with you, and I was in your math class." FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 522

You deserved it 62 009

By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 15:43 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

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You deserved it 5 908

By loner - 12/02/2011 00:08 - United States

Today, in an effort to make new friends in my history class, I sat in the empty seat next to a friendly-looking guy. He got up, walked away, and sat down in a different seat. FML

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You deserved it 4 200

roxyluv 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 12:27

pretend u were talking to a guy with the same name as him "lol bob ur so funny" bob walks by "err I'm so glad I'm fortunate to talk to you from half way across the world bob who is not the bob infront of me"

EightInchNails 9

Saturday 11 September 2010 12:20

Why is the coolest guy not on the football team?

Comments

HeatherXCore 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 21:28

Omfg he's talking to someone cooler than him. My panties are soaked! <<<-----This is the result he was hoping for.

GawZ 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 22:12

lol

TheB0a 5

Saturday 11 September 2010 21:35

What is with people always faking a conversation on the phone. YDI

no_luck83 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 22:04

you are a ******* idiot

porter12 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 22:06

come out of the closet

ilikeair 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 22:14

ahahaha

GawZ 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 22:07

loser much?

blahzz 4

Saturday 11 September 2010 22:18

Keep trying dude! You'll nab a girl one day who also likes to fake conversations on the phone with imaginary people.

greatvoyage53 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 22:30

epic faillll loser

Saritasmiles 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 22:34

I don't understand what you expected their reaction to be OP. That they would suddenly have their hands all over you because you're talking to the coolest guy? The coolest guy had the right idea by going up to them and talking to them, maybe that's why he's the coolest guy!

IMB916 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 22:48

How old are you, 12?!

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Saturday 11 September 2010 23:04

Anybody else chuckle at "halfway through"? Did OP continue with his lame charade even after being busted? Bonus points for perseverance, I guess. I'll unnecessarily reiterate what everyone else has said: Trying to be cool is almost always pathetic and unconvincing. Coolness is entirely relative and overrated, anyhow; take that FML about the school reunion as proof.