Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a store to buy pants for a new job. A really...

By sweet92 - 15/05/2009 04:32 - United States

Today, I went to a store to buy pants for a new job. A really hot guy helped me get a pair down from a high shelf so I could try them on. He had flirted with me so I hurried in the fitting room so I could go talk to him. Note to self: Check to see if you have pants on after trying on clothes. FML

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By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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The Gap

By mimabee - 14/06/2011 13:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML

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Whoops

By Teen - 24/01/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML

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It's a match!

By Ren - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Medina

Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML

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By jacie - 18/11/2018 15:30

Today, I tried on a pair of pants in a dressing room and they didn’t fit. However, my period came suddenly and left a massive bloodstain, so I had to buy them anyway. In case you’re wondering, the pants were white, the cashier was male and cute, and he definitely noticed. FML

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The old switcheroo

By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 16:14 - United States - New York

Today, I had a job interview. I didn't have any clothes suitable for the interview, so I went to the store early and bought some there. After the interview, I went to return the clothes, because they were so expensive. The hiring manager saw me. FML

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Nice boxers

By Harmonia - 26/01/2009 10:09 - France

Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML

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Forgetting something?

By Julez - 14/01/2012 16:14 - United States

Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML

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Holy eyesight, Batman!

By Anonymous - 05/08/2023 22:00

Today, I thought a cute guy was checking out my ass, so I cheekily bent over a little to give him an eyeful. He walked over to a shop assistant, pointed at me and left. The assistant then informed me, “Miss, you’ve torn your trousers, your knickers are visible, and, um, apparently you have a skid mark.” FML

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By Fred - 05/08/2011 05:45 - Japan

Today, I went into a crowded store and tried out a blazer. I was thinking to myself how hot I looked in it when the manager tapped me on the shoulder and politely said, "Excuse me sir, that's a ladies' blazer." FML

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splat_fml 0

Friday 15 May 2009 12:11

Probably only increased your chances with that dude. Unless your legs were hairy. Or lack knee caps. No good.

driscoll1985 0

Friday 15 May 2009 12:05

I wish I was that guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comments

plexico 3

Friday 15 May 2009 16:27

If the "hot guy" liked you at all, the pants-less look would have given him instant wood and you would have had a date!

angie27 0

Friday 15 May 2009 16:43

at least he will remember you

mattmag 0

Friday 15 May 2009 16:55

Why didn't you invite him to the changing room?

oomlot 0

Friday 15 May 2009 17:03

23, actually I would call it a pants fail more than an epic fail. And if she(she?) didn't get good reaction from that, well then she must be so unpleasant to look at that it's not even funny

RottenKid 0

Friday 15 May 2009 17:11

I'm sure the guy didn't mind.

tokyooo123 0

Friday 15 May 2009 17:15

hahaha. i laughed out loud. nice job

diabetic_rage 0

Friday 15 May 2009 17:37

I bet he liked it. He was flirting with you. Don't fret about it.

alyssamarie218 0

Friday 15 May 2009 18:06

HAHAHAHHA

couragewolf9001 0

Friday 15 May 2009 18:06

WIN.

liquidpaper 0

Friday 15 May 2009 18:46

#21: "Epic fail" is just slang. Just like how 99% of the things people call "awesome" or "cool" are not literally "awesome" or "cool" in the original sense of those words. Awesome is when you go into outer space and see the glory of the cosmos. Your socks, despite having colorful stripes, are far from awesome.