Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a store to buy pants for a new job. A really...

By sweet92 - 15/05/2009 04:32 - United States

Today, I went to a store to buy pants for a new job. A really hot guy helped me get a pair down from a high shelf so I could try them on. He had flirted with me so I hurried in the fitting room so I could go talk to him. Note to self: Check to see if you have pants on after trying on clothes. FML

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By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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The Gap

By mimabee - 14/06/2011 13:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML

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Whoops

By Teen - 24/01/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML

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It's a match!

By Ren - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Medina

Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML

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By jacie - 18/11/2018 15:30

Today, I tried on a pair of pants in a dressing room and they didn’t fit. However, my period came suddenly and left a massive bloodstain, so I had to buy them anyway. In case you’re wondering, the pants were white, the cashier was male and cute, and he definitely noticed. FML

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The old switcheroo

By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 16:14 - United States - New York

Today, I had a job interview. I didn't have any clothes suitable for the interview, so I went to the store early and bought some there. After the interview, I went to return the clothes, because they were so expensive. The hiring manager saw me. FML

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Nice boxers

By Harmonia - 26/01/2009 10:09 - France

Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML

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Forgetting something?

By Julez - 14/01/2012 16:14 - United States

Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML

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Holy eyesight, Batman!

By Anonymous - 05/08/2023 22:00

Today, I thought a cute guy was checking out my ass, so I cheekily bent over a little to give him an eyeful. He walked over to a shop assistant, pointed at me and left. The assistant then informed me, “Miss, you’ve torn your trousers, your knickers are visible, and, um, apparently you have a skid mark.” FML

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By Fred - 05/08/2011 05:45 - Japan

Today, I went into a crowded store and tried out a blazer. I was thinking to myself how hot I looked in it when the manager tapped me on the shoulder and politely said, "Excuse me sir, that's a ladies' blazer." FML

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Friday 15 May 2009 12:11

Probably only increased your chances with that dude. Unless your legs were hairy. Or lack knee caps. No good.

driscoll1985 0

Friday 15 May 2009 12:05

I wish I was that guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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pumpkiin 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 22:09

hope you were wearing nice panties and not granny ones

Dallas_fml 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 5:33

To be honest, that would actually probably help you in that situation.

waterpoloweasel 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 23:26

that guy would marry you just for that btw that would make a good story to tell your kids of how you met

DeepFriedFUNK 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:59

i really dont see how somebody could walk out of a stall without feeling ANYTHING couldnt you see that you didnt have any pants on like arent there mirrors in there???

Squeezee 0

Friday 29 May 2009 2:31

Lmfaoooo

yankeessuck2004 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 1:09

it only helps your chances

lilcuti3pi389 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 1:48

this is very possible for someone to forget and then realize after they step out that they forgot something lol and i dont think thats desperate of her at all, maybe she genuinely forgot that she wasnt wearing pants.. so everyone calling her desperate should stfu

fckevry1 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 0:21

dumb ****

_RandR_HandS_ 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 22:09

haha. sorry to hear that! i've definitely walked out of the change room without pants on before.. usually to grab a different size.. and no hot guy lol.

RubyBoobie 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 18:02

how can you not realize you don't have pants on?!?!?!

xNephilim 18

Thursday 6 January 2011 9:56

Imagine you meet someone really hot. They actually FLIRT with you. Your heart is beating like crazy. Your brain gets all fuzzy with excitement. And in the heat of the moment, you just run outta there. Without pants on. Happens.