By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 08:07 - United States

Today, I went to a very crowded restaurant. Being really shy, I requested to sit in the corner, but instead they placed me in the center of the dinning area. I started to eat my food and got really spaced out. Suddenly I sneeze-farted and everyone turned to look at me. FML
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skull4k9 0

AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!!!!!!!!

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ysomad 0

it's okay to feel sad sometimes! (mr. Rogers)

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lovestrong 0

Laugh it off, and say oooops/sorry. Find the humor; it's a great quality. Your crush might admire you for it. :)

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yummycupcakegirl 0

Haha I would've ran.

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6sick6 4

Take your shirt off and everything will be back to normal.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

I know how you feel, OP. I'm painfully shy.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#93 Have you ever been shy? I AM trying to deal with it. I've been going to therapy for years as well as purposefully getting jobs that make me interact with people. You don't know anything about what I've been doing to alleviate my shyness.

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robc32ca 4

I'm confused... were you on drugs or was the food that good?

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#38 I'm shy and often find myself spacing out when I get super nervous in social situations. It's kind of an unconscious defense mechanism so that I don't get too overwhelmed. Hopefully no one assumes that it's a by-product of being on drugs. :P

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catatonicsleep 17

I'm really shy too, I space out when I'm in crowded paces and other uncomfortable situations. Must be a defence mechanism

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Judus_beej 0

you could have said. "actually I requested a seat in the corner. I'll wait." but your shy and a pushover apparently.

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jakeisawake 3

*you're And I agree with #43. Being shy doesn't make you a pushover; you just try avoiding situations that can be overwhelming. And no, most "shy" people wouldn't speak up and reiterate their request to sit in a corner.

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catatonicsleep 17

43 is right it's you've not you're you're writing "you have obviously never been shy"

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jakeisawake 3

#48, who are you talking to? If it's me, then you should know I'm correcting #42 on '...but your shy and a pushover apparently.' Sorry, I should have made myself more clear.

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Judus_beej 0

settle down kids. I had been shy before. thankfully I grew out of it. being shy and a pushover are two different things. she doesn't deserve it but she should really try and stand up for herself.

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