Pregnancy and Kids: Today, I told to my son that I'm pregnant. After I'd told him,...

By poormom - 27/06/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I told to my son that I'm pregnant. After I'd told him, he looked up and yelled, "Fuck this shit!" and walked out of the room. My son is nine years-old. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2014 17:44 - Netherlands - Haarlem

Today, my husband and I broke the news that I'm pregnant. Our 8-year-old son's reactions so far have been crying inconsolably, trying to punch me in the stomach, and swearing that he won't let me give him a brother or sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2012 16:44 - United States

Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML

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By Rosemary’s Vlogger - 07/01/2022 20:01

Today, my son announced he wants to be a YouTuber, and wants to make videos of himself doing violent things to pregnant women. He’s 9. FML

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By Martin - 15/03/2021 17:00

Today, my son asked if there was a way to make parenting easier. I sarcastically told him he could be a deadbeat who sees his kid every two weeks. He must have thought I was serious because he broke up with his girlfriend and baby, turned up at my door expecting to have his old room, and told my wife it was my idea. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2023 08:00

Today, I've hated being a parent ever since I was baby-trapped at 17, but I stuck through it and never let my son suspect how I really felt, and we have a great relationship now he’s an adult. Well he just moved out yesterday, and today my wife told me she’s pregnant. Here we fucking go again. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2015 15:17 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my 8-year-old son told me to grow a pair and man up. FML

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By Baby eater - 20/05/2014 00:00 - United States - Clarksville

Today, I told my 4-year-old neighbor that I'm pregnant. His response was to attack me with a stick "for swallowing a baby." Three people had to pull him off. FML

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Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out

By Mom - 17/07/2023 15:00

Today, I told my 21 year-old son he either has to break up with his girlfriend, who fills his head with lies about me, or I'd stop speaking to him. He laughed and said he'd fine with us not speaking ever again. FML

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No! Noooo!

By Anonymous - 18/12/2015 01:59 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML

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Threat

By fuck you, kid - 16/07/2014 18:56 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I babysat a 9-year-old kid for the first time. The moment his parents left the house, the little shit looked me dead in the eyes and let me know that if I didn't let him do whatever he wanted, he'd tell his parents that I touched him in his "no-no place". Suddenly I hate kids. FML

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cardboardtastes 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 12:22

How do you speak to your kids?!

Shock98 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 12:24

apparently he doesn't want you to have another kid.

Comments

Sanrio90 8

Sunday 28 June 2009 7:20

LOL, your son is awesome. I'd say the same thing.

scateice 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 7:45

haha. u just got pwned! :D

dru67 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 7:53

ya i think you should try talking to your son about how he feels about you being pregnent. it sounds like hes pretty pissed about and not ready to accept another sibbling. Is this from a second husband>? that could be a major issue aswell. ya hes 9 but 9 yr olds have real feelings. you should definitly have a conversations with him about it.

funnystories 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 8:25

Wow all you feminist asses, brain washed parents get the **** over it. He swor so ******* what? Theyll eventually learn it. Secondly hes nine and probably pissed you got knocked up. Smooth work...

omgitsseejay 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 9:13

THANK YOU LIL WAYNE!!!!!!!!!!

tudezdawgzy 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 9:30

my mom doesn't even realize that I just read an fml about me! thanks mom, **** your shit now

car6435 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 9:46

lids say the darndest things

blobxmaster13 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 10:16

Did anyone think that maybe it's not her fault he knows these words? Man my parents don't even cuss and I know every swear there is to know. From where? Friends, not Parents.

sandra143 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 11:30

All the parents on fmylife seem to have children that are rather vulgar. This has to do with lack of parenting skills. Even at my current age, I would never dream of talking to my mother that way. How I talk outside of the home may be a different story, but I RESPECT her way too much to ever do that. Damn, even when I dream of that, I get punished. It's just way too rude and disrespectful, not to mention classless. I suggest teaching him to respect his elders and emphasizing to him that swearing is inappropriate and unacceptable in any situation. He should learn to use his words wisely to properly communicate his feelings at a young age because that's how he will handle conflicts and difficult emotions further down the line. So for now, I must conclude that YDI.