By poormom - 27/06/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I told to my son that I'm pregnant. After I'd told him, he looked up and yelled, "Fuck this shit!" and walked out of the room. My son is nine years-old. FML
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Shock98 0

apparently he doesn't want you to have another kid.

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crzygrl90218 0

Kids....they say the darnest things =^)

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Jim9349 10

just so you know.... any nine year old will say that at school with his friends, especially when he is angry. and you probably caught him off guard and thats why it came out. He probably regrets that you know how he talks now :(

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gingerlover11 0

maybe he was listening TO HIS PARENTS

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themanistheman 0

I'm assuming you're black.

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Drakanaa 0

If OP were black, they would be too busy beating the kid for using that language to get on FML and share the story. Otherwise, it'd be more like: "Today my nine-year-old son said, "**** this shit!" when I told him I was pregnant. Just as I started to beat him for his inappropriate language, the neighbors walked by our house, saw me through the window, and called 911. FML." I only say that phrase in times of dire and absolute frustration. What's his excuse?

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themanistheman 0

Haha true story. Except I'm pretty sure there would be something about a crack addiction in there too...right after "I was pregnant."

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rp125 0

I, for one, will never be swearing in front of my children. I plan to lead by example.

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tally7mir 3

I had learned every bad word when I was 7. I learned them all from my friends. Just because you don't curse doesn't mean your kids won't learn the words

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Moopyz 0

He may have learned it from school.

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princessxD 0

Maybe you should stop having kids, and start paying attention to him =]

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DomyDamsy 0

for all the dips ouy there heres a few things to think about: 1: when a child swears it is not the parents fault, if you as a member of society can swear that means you are as at fault as anyone 2: to my earlier point your at fault because you have made this craved knowledge as all unknowns, like the human brain is programed to crave 3: who hasn't met attention obsesed in dividuals, when my mom told my little brother she was pregnant he started crying 4: don't blame personnality on parents it aint their fault 5: did you and must likly everyone you know know how to swear by 13 at most 4 years early whoopdy do 6: you hipocrits who curse swearing by swearing are both hippocritical and one of the causes

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xxsweezyxx 0

BAHAHAHA! I'd keep an eye on what your kid watches on TV from now on. xD

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