Pregnancy and Kids: Today, I told to my son that I'm pregnant. After I'd told him,... - FML

By poormom - 27/06/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I told to my son that I'm pregnant. After I'd told him, he looked up and yelled, "Fuck this shit!" and walked out of the room. My son is nine years-old. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2014 17:44 - Netherlands - Haarlem

Today, my husband and I broke the news that I'm pregnant. Our 8-year-old son's reactions so far have been crying inconsolably, trying to punch me in the stomach, and swearing that he won't let me give him a brother or sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2012 16:44 - United States

Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML

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Today, my son announced he wants to be a YouTuber, and wants to make videos of himself doing violent things to pregnant women. He’s 9. FML

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By Martin - 15/03/2021 17:00

Today, my son asked if there was a way to make parenting easier. I sarcastically told him he could be a deadbeat who sees his kid every two weeks. He must have thought I was serious because he broke up with his girlfriend and baby, turned up at my door expecting to have his old room, and told my wife it was my idea. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2023 08:00

Today, I've hated being a parent ever since I was baby-trapped at 17, but I stuck through it and never let my son suspect how I really felt, and we have a great relationship now he’s an adult. Well he just moved out yesterday, and today my wife told me she’s pregnant. Here we fucking go again. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2015 15:17 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my 8-year-old son told me to grow a pair and man up. FML

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By Baby eater - 20/05/2014 00:00 - United States - Clarksville

Today, I told my 4-year-old neighbor that I'm pregnant. His response was to attack me with a stick "for swallowing a baby." Three people had to pull him off. FML

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Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out

By Mom - 17/07/2023 15:00

Today, I told my 21 year-old son he either has to break up with his girlfriend, who fills his head with lies about me, or I'd stop speaking to him. He laughed and said he'd fine with us not speaking ever again. FML

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No! Noooo!

By Anonymous - 18/12/2015 01:59 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML

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Threat

By fuck you, kid - 16/07/2014 18:56 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I babysat a 9-year-old kid for the first time. The moment his parents left the house, the little shit looked me dead in the eyes and let me know that if I didn't let him do whatever he wanted, he'd tell his parents that I touched him in his "no-no place". Suddenly I hate kids. FML

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cardboardtastes 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 12:22

How do you speak to your kids?!

Shock98 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 12:24

apparently he doesn't want you to have another kid.

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24788 6

Saturday 27 June 2009 14:08

He's probably an only child and wants to keep it that way?

AntiChrist7 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 14:10

aren't children great? YDI

yuna_fml 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 14:13

talk to your son about it

07_MKV 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 14:19

Lmao, this just made my day

Antonio718 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 14:21

Yea I agree **** THIS SHIT, its ******* HELL to have a younger brother/sister

netbeui435 3

Saturday 27 June 2009 14:23

you created and formed him that way, YDI

drpeppa 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 14:25

The OP isn't necessarily a bad parent for her son to know those words. Seriously, what nine year old doesn't? He probably got it from school. Sorry about your kid's reaction, he'll probably get over it once he gets to be a big brother.

BiggieA 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 14:32

If I would have said that to my mom I would have gotten the fire beat out of me. There is nothing wrong with spanking a kid...you might try actually being a parent.

Danieeru 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 6:28

#34, sometimes it can traumatize the kid if it happens too much. But maybe you're right. I'm not a parent or anything so I wouldn't be the one to listen to.

notapplicable123 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 14:40

Try monitoring what your child watches/listens to... AND SPANK THE CRAP OUT OF HIM! If I cursed as a child, my parents would have spanked me. You won't get arrested for discipline. Just don't abuse him and it's all good.

staciieee_x3 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 14:40

INFLUENCE, tbh.

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