Pregnancy and Kids: Today, I told to my son that I'm pregnant. After I'd told him,...

By poormom - 27/06/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I told to my son that I'm pregnant. After I'd told him, he looked up and yelled, "Fuck this shit!" and walked out of the room. My son is nine years-old. FML

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You deserved it 28 918

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2014 17:44 - Netherlands - Haarlem

Today, my husband and I broke the news that I'm pregnant. Our 8-year-old son's reactions so far have been crying inconsolably, trying to punch me in the stomach, and swearing that he won't let me give him a brother or sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2012 16:44 - United States

Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML

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The next generation

By Rosemary’s Vlogger - 07/01/2022 20:01

Today, my son announced he wants to be a YouTuber, and wants to make videos of himself doing violent things to pregnant women. He’s 9. FML

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People don't always get sarcasm

By Martin - 15/03/2021 17:00

Today, my son asked if there was a way to make parenting easier. I sarcastically told him he could be a deadbeat who sees his kid every two weeks. He must have thought I was serious because he broke up with his girlfriend and baby, turned up at my door expecting to have his old room, and told my wife it was my idea. FML

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Do not pass Go

By Anonymous - 16/08/2023 08:00

Today, I've hated being a parent ever since I was baby-trapped at 17, but I stuck through it and never let my son suspect how I really felt, and we have a great relationship now he’s an adult. Well he just moved out yesterday, and today my wife told me she’s pregnant. Here we fucking go again. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2015 15:17 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my 8-year-old son told me to grow a pair and man up. FML

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By Baby eater - 20/05/2014 00:00 - United States - Clarksville

Today, I told my 4-year-old neighbor that I'm pregnant. His response was to attack me with a stick "for swallowing a baby." Three people had to pull him off. FML

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Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out

By Mom - 17/07/2023 15:00

Today, I told my 21 year-old son he either has to break up with his girlfriend, who fills his head with lies about me, or I'd stop speaking to him. He laughed and said he'd fine with us not speaking ever again. FML

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You deserved it 1 461

No! Noooo!

By Anonymous - 18/12/2015 01:59 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML

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Threat

By fuck you, kid - 16/07/2014 18:56 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I babysat a 9-year-old kid for the first time. The moment his parents left the house, the little shit looked me dead in the eyes and let me know that if I didn't let him do whatever he wanted, he'd tell his parents that I touched him in his "no-no place". Suddenly I hate kids. FML

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cardboardtastes 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 12:22

How do you speak to your kids?!

Shock98 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 12:24

apparently he doesn't want you to have another kid.

Comments

treli1593 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 17:40

Oh how kids say the darndest things *shaking head while chuckling*

LollyPop1 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 17:43

Everyone who blames it on the parents; this type of language is usually NOT the parents' fault. Those kids pick it up from school, tv, etc.. Kids usually spend more time at school than at home. When I'm babysiting my little brother (he's 8) and I tell him he's not allowed to do something he says this to me: **** you, you ******* bitch asshole. And we don't speak English at home so it's not because of my parents that he talks like that. We DO go to an International English speaking school so guess where he got that type of language from! And OP: congrats with your baby and eh, sorry about your son's reaction...

candii_fml 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 17:55

well congratss on da neww kidd :) butt ur son picked it up from skwel and tv... ma bro alwyz swears when my rents r gonee :/ he'ss 8!!! also from his friendss, but keep him away from violent video gamesss and if sumone sezz weell DUH! Sorryy butt Kids grab these games from their freindsss my bro had a copy of halo and Grand Theft Auto in his roomm when he was 7 ( he just turned eight) sighh anywayzz FYL indeeddd :/ ohh and make sure you're babyy duzn get those words from ur other sonn. alsooo dont blame yourselff, #63 is right itss not da parents fault

thereitgo 1

Saturday 27 June 2009 18:13

your son is freaking awesome. lol that'd be great if he just sat there listening for like a whole minute then just exploded and ran off.

irrelevantxx 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 19:30

HA!!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAAGHAHAHAHBABABABBABABABABABAHAHAHAHHAHAH

ithedarkknight 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 19:32

lol your son is right maybe he is tired of putting up with your bullshit or maybe beside your son you have more kids cus you said im pregnant again meaning it could be your talking about your son as being your first then this being your second or your son being your 1st but you already had a few more after him and now you got another one... anyway if you son feel so strongly about it i would think you obviously doing something that makes him feel so strongly about not wanting to have a little bro or sis