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By f my lifw - 07/04/2015 15:43 - United States - King Of Prussia

Today, I went to buy some makeup. As I was checking out, the cashier said, "You're going to need more than that to cover up that face." FML

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By foreversingle - 30/06/2013 18:09 - Netherlands - Helmond

Today, I bought some makeup supplies at the supermarket. The cashier snorted and muttered, "Not enough in the world for you." FML

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By Taylor D - 07/08/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I went to Walmart to get some acne cream. As I approached the register, I looked in my wallet for the money. The cashier saw that I didn't have enough money, and before I could say anything, he goes, "Just take it, I've never seen anyone who needs it this much." FML

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By 918boyz - 04/02/2009 22:23 - United States

Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML

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By sarahc_c - 08/12/2014 09:17

Today, my boss commented on the fact that I don't usually wear makeup, then told me it would be much appreciated if I'd change that. FML

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By SorrySnowWhite - 21/11/2016 20:13 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I yelled at a new employee for violating the company's makeup policy which is minimum coverage. She had red lipstick, very dark drawn eyebrows, and foundation that made her look like a ghost. She took out a makeup wipe and used it then showed me it, only to reveal she doesn't wear any. FML

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By definitelynotugly - 02/12/2018 12:00

Today, I had a morning shift at the restaurant and didn't feel like wearing makeup. I was energetic and greeted everyone happily, but my manager told me I looked tired. I said, "Oh no I'm just not wearing makeup!" He said, "Well, you might need it." FML

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By secretdeo - 24/08/2009 04:48 - United States

Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2010 21:32 - United States

Today, my mom told me that my new concealer is way too dark and makes my skin look hideously orange and uneven. I wasn't wearing any makeup. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 03:42 - United States

Today, I was feeling unusually self-confident, so I decided to skip putting on makeup for the day. On my way to class, I passed some guys selling towels. One of them jeered, "Wanna be prettier? Buy a towel, and throw it over your face!" There goes my self-confidence. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2022 21:59 - United States - Morganville

Today, I thought the cashier said the new blouse I picked out was ugly as she was ringing me up. I'm really self-conscious about my fashion sense, so I snapped and started yelling at her. It wasn't until she was close to tears did I find out she said "lovely" not "ugly". So, that's another store I can't go back to. FML

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MDoremis 38

Wednesday 8 April 2015 0:31

Well that was rude. I don't understand why people think it's acceptable to comment on people's appearance in such a derogatory way.

cutycat136 28

Wednesday 8 April 2015 0:36

And whatever her excuse will be, it won't be able to cover up her story for saying that. Bring it up to her boss.

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EarlFug 19

Wednesday 8 April 2015 3:17

And you're about to get fired. Could you keep this here for me please? I'll be right back.

Doctor_W_H_O 18

Wednesday 8 April 2015 3:26

What a rude person, sorry OP

Delsanity 13

Wednesday 8 April 2015 3:27

Yeah people can be rude most of times.

burninsnow 23

Wednesday 8 April 2015 3:30

A ton of makeup couldn't cover her horrible attitude.

FusionPlacebo 26

Wednesday 8 April 2015 3:36

Get their ass fired.

maggiefox 25

Wednesday 8 April 2015 4:25

Don't worry about her OP, she doesn't matter. Everyone is ugly to someone, and gorgeous to another. But I'd bet everything that you're beautiful :)

enriquegonzolas 15

Wednesday 8 April 2015 4:29

It's good salesmanship.

chosha_fml 26

Wednesday 8 April 2015 4:31

Some people should just never speak, ever.

PimpNasty16 13

Wednesday 8 April 2015 4:33

Lies

Caroline_Grace_ 20

Wednesday 8 April 2015 4:34

wow, some people can be real jerks.

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