Animals: Today, I went to check if my neighbours were home to return their...

By Anonymous - 11/12/2010 05:16 - Canada

Today, I went to check if my neighbours were home to return their dog, having looked after her for a few days. I looked in the window and the place was empty. They'd moved house and stuck us with their dog. FML

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By Jade - 15/10/2016 11:22 - United Kingdom - Wembley

Today, after a week of rejoicing that my petty, passive-aggressive, bullying neighbours were moving away, I came home to find the "to let" board had been outside the wrong house the whole time. It's actually the people I really like who are moving away. FML

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By GotMyBitchBack - 05/09/2013 11:02 - United States - Zanesville

Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML

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By Mumbling Mutt101 - 15/08/2011 06:23 - Australia

Today, I came home to find a window broken and my neighbours searching inside my house. Apparently, they'd heard a small child asking for help inside my house. I recently taught my dog to "talk." FML

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By Dognapped - 20/03/2022 04:00

Today, I went to pick up my dog from a friend's place since she agreed to watch him while I went out of state for Spring Break. I arrived at her apartment. She’s gone and the apartment was vacated. She won’t answer her phone or texts, and vanished from all social media. I’m still making payments on the dog. FML

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By Angry Mob - 01/02/2013 06:09 - Australia - Sydney

Today, most of my neighbours came to my house in an angry mob to complain about my dog barking. I don't have a dog. FML

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By Embarrassed - 07/08/2012 07:48 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I went to visit a friend I hadn't seen in ages who lives alone out in the country. I arrived and found the front door unlocked but no one was home. I went in anyway and helped myself to some food. Then a family I had never seen before came in, and I realized it wasn't my friend's house. FML

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By corgi problems - 15/09/2020 20:05

Today, I walked into my house after my nightshift as a nurse and my corgi had the house turned upside down, with things everywhere. I have people coming to look at the house in 2 hours. FML

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Tight knit family

By Anonymous - 24/05/2010 17:12 - Canada

Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML

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Landlords gonna landlord

By katurday - 03/11/2009 15:59 - United States

Today, my landlord came over while I wasn't home. My friend and her pets were thrown out by her husband. I'm the only person she knows in this state and she begged me to stay. I reluctantly told her fine; just don't answer the door. She did, with the animals, and told him she was living here. FML

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By Bobby - 10/08/2012 11:42 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, while housesitting my neighbor's dogs the phone rang. I answered it and a voice said, "Stop checking your Facebook and take care of my dogs. They look like they need to go out." FML

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BoredomKillsinc 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 11:47

poor dog

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Saturday 11 December 2010 11:53

how is this bad? they scored a free dog! you can teach it to kill and steal from the elderly

Comments

mintcar 9

Saturday 11 December 2010 13:16

Moving takes time, how'd you fail to notice that? I doubt they moved all their items in one trip. YDI for not being aware of your surroundings.

Morgana666 6

Thursday 12 February 2015 21:58

they might have pulled a midnight move. or while the person was at work.

hhknighter 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 13:18

think the real fml here is how the neighbor thought of you. you might wanna check if you are missing a grill or something

DethbyFML 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 13:42

General Saou's anyone?

valri3 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 13:44

Find their butts and give it back to them! But do use the element of surprise when returning their dog so that they don't move again.

Captain_Crankypa 2

Saturday 11 December 2010 13:49

Yeah! Findr. T and have him kick in their door and reunite them!

Captain_Crankypa 2

Saturday 11 December 2010 13:47

Hmm, you might get top dollar from a Chinese restaurant for it...

starile 19

Saturday 11 December 2010 15:55

Now that's just racist... Chinese restaurants can get any dig off the street without having to pay top dollar for it!

googlieshmoogle 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 13:51

how the hell did you not see moving trucks? ydi

SpinozaQ 2

Saturday 11 December 2010 14:15

maybe they got robbed and will be back tomorrow. apparently you wouldn't notice that either.

i_love_jb 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 14:25

Lucky you ! .. you now own a dog.

that_guy_ollie 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 2:37

*hugs * the picture told me too...

dsypher 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 14:37

lol how did you not realize they moved?

tayza249 20

Saturday 11 December 2010 14:42

Well that sucks. What douchebags for leaving their pet like that! F the dog's L. At least they left it with you instead of leaving it on the streets to fend for itself or at the pound. Maybe it was a hasty move and they didn't have time to re-home the dog or just couldn't be bothered. Either way you should take those bastards to court.