Kids: Today, I went to gather the laundry out of the dryer. My daughter...

By Synonymous_Rex - 05/01/2015 21:26 - United States - Thousand Oaks

Today, I went to gather the laundry out of the dryer. My daughter had seen my wife put bleach in the washer, so she decided that honey in the dryer would make the clothes smell sweet. She wasn't wrong, but now I have a giant ball of sticky socks and underwear. FML

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By smellsgood - 13/03/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML

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Smell good

By Anonymous - 02/12/2019 19:00 - Australia

Today, I was doing the laundry and changing the bed sheets. I found most of my underwear under my step daughters bed, when I asked her, she said that she liked the way they smelled. FML

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By Never Again - 09/08/2016 18:17 - United States - Riverhead

Today, I went to collect my clothes out of the dryer. Thinking it would be fun for my small dog, I brought her with me. I put her down and let her sniff around while I put my clean clothes in a basket. I turned around from putting more clothes in the dyer to catch her peeing in my clean clothes. FML

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Lint kills

By Anonymous - 13/07/2022 00:00

Today, after I was away for a couple of days, my wife told me she’s been doing laundry while I was gone. I'd reminded her to clean out the lint catcher because it might catch fire. I came home to a new dryer and a smoke damaged house. FML

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By potpurri_needed - 10/06/2009 17:37 - United States

Today, I was doing the laundry but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clothes or clean clothes. I put my head down into the basket and took a whiff to check, and smelled something strong. I looked down and noticed I had shoved my nose into my mother's dirty panties and inhaled deeply. FML

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By beep_guacamole - 24/05/2009 21:49 - United States

Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2023 17:00

Today, I've been potty training my son and almost all of his clothes have been peed on, but for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to do all the laundry together. When I was getting it out of the dryer, everything smelled like pee. FML

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Smoked

By Anonymous - 21/09/2020 11:01 - Canada

Today, I washed my clothes in the shared laundry room. All my clothes came out smelling like smoke. FML

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By Peach - 05/12/2017 15:00

Today, my husband finally decided to help with the laundry. He washed a pen and it exploded in the dryer. FML

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By 081013 - 02/03/2013 07:23 - United States - Columbus

Today, I came home to find my fiancé trying to do laundry. His version was "rubbing the smelly spots with baby powder". Looks like I'll be the only one doing laundry for the rest of our lives. FML

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Tuesday 6 January 2015 8:53

You sure its from the honey? Don't lie...

MrConcise 34

Tuesday 6 January 2015 8:53

So your laundry is the same as from when you were a teenager?

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grtfuldeadlovr 27

Tuesday 6 January 2015 15:26

Okay, this is the second laundry fml. Parents need to teach their kids how to do laundry ive done my own laundry since i was 11 its not that hard.

lil_ham1644 29

Tuesday 6 January 2015 22:56

It took you 11 years to figure it out?

Plastic_Stitchez 25

Tuesday 6 January 2015 15:39

Wow

spoo 24

Tuesday 6 January 2015 15:40

If only there was a machine nearby that would clean these... If only...

shortswimmer17 28

Tuesday 6 January 2015 15:51

Misplaced but a cute idea. At least you were right beside the washer

Stuffaluffagus 25

Tuesday 6 January 2015 17:01

Congratulations, you raised an idiot

SkullsRules1 26

Tuesday 6 January 2015 17:07

It may be his little kid. 5-10year olds don't have the best logic

BlindlyWandering 17

Tuesday 6 January 2015 21:32

Not so much their logic really, it's more their lack of understanding how things work. Cause and effect, etc.

kalbrek009 20

Tuesday 6 January 2015 17:45

Is she the same 15 year old who didn't think the dryer door had to be shut in order for it to work?

MrsKilown 20

Tuesday 6 January 2015 18:41

Maybe get some good smelling fabric softener so your daughter doesn't have the urge to make your clothes smell better. Thankfully your clothes aren't ruined! :)