By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 10:48 - Canada

Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
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DocBastard 38

"Yeah, put 'Lisa' on my upper arm. Wait, I'm getting a call. Wait, what? You want to see other people? Shit. Yo, change that to 'Lick my sack'. Thanks."

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Iloveyoualexis 7

This is your fault, NEVER tattoo someones name on your body ever. Especially a "girlfriend" now your stuck with her name forever HAHHA

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bggirl1 0

Don't feel too bad. For my birthday I got my adoptive parents wedding anniversary tattooed on my ribs, right under my heart. That was a week ago, we all hate each other now and I'm moving out.

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cory975 3

You should only tattoo your family. Mom, daughter, or your loving Wife. Not some girl you just met.

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rdsknsfan12 6

Anyone who thinks they need a tattoo of their partner's name on their body deserves this! YDI

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KristenWallen 0

Lol, never get a tattoo of anyone's name on you.

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Blondegal99 0

My friend got his gfs name tattooed and 6 months later the gf stabbed him in the back with a bread knife!

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amisenho 11

She probably didn't like the design he picked out.

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ArielTheMermaid 17

Date a girl with the same name?

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alera_fml 12

Oh dear. Tattoos are permanent, relationships are not.

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Ninjasaurus18 9

That's why you never, under any circumstances get a tattoo of someone's name. Unless its a dog, a family member that's passed away, or your kid. Never.

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