Miscellaneous: Today, I went to get my hair highlighted at the salon. The salonist...

By linda - 22/11/2010 21:14 - United States

Today, I went to get my hair highlighted at the salon. The salonist mixed up my blonde hair dye with some other girl's hot pink and violet dye. Now I look like a cheap hooker. FML

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Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML

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By asdf1851 - 18/02/2009 08:35 - United States

Today, I let my friend who is in 'beauty school' do my hair. I now look like i have a mullet. What was supposed to be auburn highlights is now hot pink. I have a job interview in the morning. FML

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By shitberries - 25/12/2015 16:00 - United States - Jefferson City

Today, I tried dying my hair blonde. I put my hair in a bun and waited for it to dye. I guess I did something wrong, because my hair is now 4 different shades of blonde/orange, along with patches of my natural black hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2016 14:52 - United States - Dallas

Today, I made the decision to lighten my hair from dark brown to blonde. I thought the stylist knew what she was doing, but I ended up with my hair fried off and orange. FML

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By Fmyhair - 27/04/2009 18:39 - Norway

Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML

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By Meghan Elise - 06/07/2019 02:41

Today, my boyfriend and I dyed our hair. His hair came out good. My hair, on the other hand, came out splotchy, and instead of dark blue, it came out green. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I walked into school confident about the new hair color I'd had done over the weekend. My drama teacher apparently dyed her hair the same color; everyone noticed and thought I'd copied her. FML

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By Craig - 17/02/2010 06:30 - Canada

Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML

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By y00na - 17/08/2018 23:30

Today, I thought it would be fun to tint my hair. An hour later, I resemble a blueberry and it looks like a Smurf exploded in my bathroom. FML

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Incitatus 0

Monday 22 November 2010 23:02

I'd tap that!

TheB0a 5

Monday 22 November 2010 23:05

So blonde, pink and violet ? I don't think a cheap hooker could afford all those colors =P

Comments

joeward_08 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 4:36

Hun they are called hair stylist or cosmetologist I do hair and if I was called something as dumb as "salonist" I'd **** your hair up to

5t3ff1k4h 44

Tuesday 23 November 2010 5:22

Isn't cosmetology directed more towards cosmetics, hence the name? Hairstylist is correct.

vikingunicorn 1

Tuesday 23 November 2010 22:42

"Cosmetic" is anything related to enhancing aesthetic value. This means anything from nail varnish to coloured contacts to wigs and hair dye are cosmetics.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Tuesday 23 November 2010 22:46

Not according to the definitions I've looked up. They're on a later post in this FML.

birdmansangel 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 4:39

I have pink hair, and am not a hooker.

Barbarossa_fml 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 5:06

"Now I look like <s>a cheap hooker</s> awesome" Fixed that for you

xKiera710 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 5:13

**** you OP. What abut the OTHER girl who got your dull blonde highlights instead of her pink& violet I bet shes more pissed then u are. spoiled bitch i have to color my own hair xDD

kyarush 10

Tuesday 23 November 2010 5:13

how much?(;

sballbabe69 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 5:30

Ahw, that sucks. I'd sue.:D

ImBeingLiedTo 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 5:36

now if u had an STD u would be complete!!!!

salaamdelroba 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 6:04

Venus Rx FTW!

Hump_Zilla 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 6:33

what part of pink hair makes you look like a hooker...a freak maybe but who says that's a bad thing...I've had pink hair before...does that make me a man *****?

xgetxbentx 13

Tuesday 23 November 2010 7:30

how does having pink and violet hair make one look like a hooker? I've had my hair all kinds of fun colors, and yes, I've been called names over it. however, "cheap hooker" was never one of them. fyl for not getting the color you wanted. ydi for being judgmental about what colors other people like in their hair.