By linda - 22/11/2010 21:14 - United States

Today, I went to get my hair highlighted at the salon. The salonist mixed up my blonde hair dye with some other girl's hot pink and violet dye. Now I look like a cheap hooker. FML
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TheB0a 5

So blonde, pink and violet ? I don't think a cheap hooker could afford all those colors =P

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nidawi 0

Colorful hair automatically equals a cheap hooker? That's a little rude. I've never seen a hooker with colorful hair. That's not even a stereotype.

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lonely_heart_89 6

Salonist? They're called hairdressers, not salonists!

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Kachi_fml 0

as opposed to the classy hooker you woulda been with ur blonde highlights right?

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ChiefLancaster 0

Hey, I know you,, Your my ex wife Linda, she also looks like a cheap hooker....

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zombunny 2

Pink and purple hair makes you look like a hooker? My hair is pink. I guess I'm in the wrong line of work, then. For the record I've never seen a pink haired hooker, but I've seen plenty with blond highlights :)

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medfly 2

my mother dyes her hair too, because her hair is becoming grey and she dyes to something very similar to her old colour. you do realise that using FML does not mean you are young.

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berg54 0

Re-do your hair, curb stomp a bitch, and make sure you get it all free. Problems solved.

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MissRugar 0

you have to bleach out any hair you want to dye pink or purple first. they're also semi-permanent dyes and was out after about 14 washes. so I'm callin bullshit on this fml

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