Health: Today, I went to get some teeth pulled. I had Novocaine in my...

By TT - 19/04/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, I went to get some teeth pulled. I had Novocaine in my gums and lip so I couldn't feel a thing. When the doctor is pulling out the last tooth, he sneezes and pulls the tooth out. He looks in my mouth and I hear, "Oh, shit..." I now have stitches in my mouth. FML

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By kewlio45 - 01/07/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML

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By Anon - 17/02/2012 20:43 - United States

Today, I sneezed while I was in the middle of getting a root canal. I managed to warn the dentist that I was going to sneeze, but he didn't manage to get the tools out of my mouth in time. FML

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By toothache - 14/05/2013 12:03 - United States - Morton Grove

Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth filled. The nurse just finished taking my info when the doctor came in and started drilling. Through my chorus of screams he realized he'd forgotten to numb me. His only response was, "Guess I forgot to numb ya, huh?" while giggling. FML

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By Noname - 06/03/2009 22:20 - United States

Today, I was at the dentist getting a cavity filled. As she's drilling into my tooth, I feel the drill slip, and then she quickly stuffs gauze into my mouth. She nervously laughs and says to me "Wow! You must really be numb!" FML

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The whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

By Anonymous - 01/04/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML

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By Noname - 05/03/2009 19:44 - Canada

Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

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No pain, no gain

By Anonymous - 29/03/2023 04:00 - Canada

Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML

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Oops

By Toothy. - 25/07/2009 04:21 - Australia

Today, I went to the dentist to have two cavities filled. I hate going to the dentist. After he'd started drilling, I heard a "clunk" noise followed by an "Oops." My dentist had cut my tooth in half. Now I have to get surgery to have the tooth extracted. FML

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By bouncekitty - 20/02/2011 17:04 - United States

Today, I had all of my wisdom teeth removed. After the anesthesia wore off, I asked how long the procedure took, and the nurse told me a little less than an hour. Apparently I thought this was hilarious and started laughing, which ripped my new stitches. FML

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By Jeff89 - 16/05/2023 22:00 - United States

Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. As the dentist was drilling, he accidentally hit a nerve and I ended up screaming in pain. The whole office heard me and now I'm too embarrassed to go back. FML

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Gringo_fml 0

Monday 20 April 2009 1:51

:s I hope the shit from his sneeze didn't go in ur cut :S:S

HurriKaty 4

Monday 20 April 2009 1:54

*sings* Law law law lawsuit.

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mf_fml 0

Monday 20 April 2009 2:08

i'm scared of sneezing while driving, but to the dentist—man, what a ****-up.

scottvodka 0

Monday 20 April 2009 2:19

that's why you don't go to mexico for your dental work. i've gotten teeth pulled before.. you don't always get stitches.

buttonbean 0

Monday 20 April 2009 2:21

uh.. i'm pretty sure there has been about 3 of these on FML already, and this seems like just a combination of them. i call shenanigans

MK1029 0

Monday 20 April 2009 2:23

I hope my dad doesn't do shit like this.

soannoyed123 0

Monday 20 April 2009 2:24

why would people say you deserved this? it wasn't your fault lol wtf people are retarded. FYL.

ummhey 0

Monday 20 April 2009 2:31

yeah that does suck but u dont always get stitches when u get ur teeth pulled...i would know...i've had 6 teeth pulled. the only time i had to get stitches is when the tooth shattered while they were pulling it and they had to cut the rest of the tooth out....aah that was a fun day

mimimi_fml 0

Monday 20 April 2009 2:35

fake

FMLwin 1

Monday 20 April 2009 2:35

GG.

marisaichiban 0

Monday 20 April 2009 2:37

Could be worse. Could have sneezed in your mouth while it was open.

puppyeyes56 0

Monday 20 April 2009 2:40

Omg, thats horrible!! But like #30 said, he could of sneezed in your mouth xD Something like that happened to me, except my dentist pulled the wrong tooth out, and blamed the computer, and then I had to get the right tooth pulled. He pulled a total of 3 teeth, and only one grew back in. The one he pulled by mistake was an adult tooth.