Work: Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done.... - FML

By KN - 25/06/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2016 15:06 - United States - Ventura

Today, after a badly misjudged hand signal, I accidentally hit my boss in the face instead of high-fiving her. FML

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By missedfistbump - 20/03/2013 14:31 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boss and he said I was awesome. He went to fist bump me and I missed. FML

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Sorry Sharon

By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 16:00

Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML

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You deserved it 239

Dat ass

By brandonborgie - 10/08/2021 04:01 - Australia

Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML

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You deserved it 126

HOW CAN SHE SLAP?

By sistermonster - 26/02/2014 09:45 - France - Salon-de-provence

Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML

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You deserved it 37 891

By bossgroper - 23/07/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I was walking through a heavy door at work, so I reached behind me to catch it so it wouldn't slam shut. Little did I know that my boss was walking through right after me. Instead of catching the door, I caught a handful of his crotch. FML

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Hanging

By James - 31/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I was at a local restaurant. The girl that I like walked by so I tried to give her a high five. My hand ended up on her boob instead. FML

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You deserved it 18 019

By haileelouxxx - 22/08/2014 12:05 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my boss slapped me across the face with a raw chicken breast. FML

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You deserved it 5 430

Quite the handful

By Anonymous - 30/08/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, at work, I was walking to the back office, and I didn't know my manager was following me. After I walked through the door, without looking, I reached behind me to close it. Instead of grabbing the door handle, I got a handful of his crotch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 019

You deserved it 3 888

Uncomfortable

By bad timing - 03/09/2019 15:01 - United States - Monterey Park

Today, at work, my manager accidentally bumped into me, brushing my behind with the back of his hand. He was a bit embarrassed, so I jokingly said, “You could at least buy me dinner first!” He went to HR and told them I made him uncomfortable. I was just trying to lighten the mood. FML

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Top comments

Snazaza 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 20:28

what kind of position was he in for you to give him a high five and you slap his butt?

anniesaysbueno 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 20:48

haha "accidentally" sure that's what they all say. don't be surprised if he calls you into his office later for a "private meeting"

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madlogik 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 23:37

I ... understand how this can happen... at work i sometimes do double 5's... when passing someone on your right, both raise your right hands for the traditional high 5, then both continue on your way down as you pass by each other for the "low" 5?!? but.. if the speed aint right you will either swing out of sync ... or more improbably ... hit someone's ass! so to be safe, stick to high 5's. and forget the low 5's, if you can't aim, time it right, or can't possibly touching some dude's butt! lmao btw! so ... FYL =)

4bbaf9d3caaa8f84 20

Friday 26 June 2009 0:07

I still don't understand, even if it is a low five, wouldn't the OP hit his boss in the crotch, not butt?

_pk_ 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 23:41

Who high-fives their boss, anyway?

exshadowx 0

Friday 26 June 2009 0:09

WTF who the hell are moderating this posts they make no ******* sense and arnt fmls. Dam twice in a row

exshadowx 0

Friday 26 June 2009 0:11

Whoops posted on wrong fml

Eresbel 0

Friday 26 June 2009 0:22

YDI for swinging so hard that the force of your hand moving continued until it made contact with your boss' ass.

kellster 2

Friday 26 June 2009 0:29

Hahaha, this is going in my faves!

fylbiath 0

Friday 26 June 2009 0:37

aaaahahaha. #44...me too , me too! this is totally something i'd do. thanks for makng my day,,,and dude, totally FYL.

lnf9ohfour 0

Friday 26 June 2009 1:05

what the hell, you "accidentally" reached behind him and slapped it? bull ******* shit. YDI for lying.

1234five 0

Friday 26 June 2009 1:13

How??????

Topguy 0

Friday 26 June 2009 1:19

goof job sir ;)

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