Work: Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done.... - FML

By KN - 25/06/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2016 15:06 - United States - Ventura

Today, after a badly misjudged hand signal, I accidentally hit my boss in the face instead of high-fiving her. FML

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By missedfistbump - 20/03/2013 14:31 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boss and he said I was awesome. He went to fist bump me and I missed. FML

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Sorry Sharon

By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 16:00

Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML

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Dat ass

By brandonborgie - 10/08/2021 04:01 - Australia

Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML

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HOW CAN SHE SLAP?

By sistermonster - 26/02/2014 09:45 - France - Salon-de-provence

Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML

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By bossgroper - 23/07/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I was walking through a heavy door at work, so I reached behind me to catch it so it wouldn't slam shut. Little did I know that my boss was walking through right after me. Instead of catching the door, I caught a handful of his crotch. FML

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Hanging

By James - 31/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I was at a local restaurant. The girl that I like walked by so I tried to give her a high five. My hand ended up on her boob instead. FML

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By haileelouxxx - 22/08/2014 12:05 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my boss slapped me across the face with a raw chicken breast. FML

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Quite the handful

By Anonymous - 30/08/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, at work, I was walking to the back office, and I didn't know my manager was following me. After I walked through the door, without looking, I reached behind me to close it. Instead of grabbing the door handle, I got a handful of his crotch. FML

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Uncomfortable

By bad timing - 03/09/2019 15:01 - United States - Monterey Park

Today, at work, my manager accidentally bumped into me, brushing my behind with the back of his hand. He was a bit embarrassed, so I jokingly said, “You could at least buy me dinner first!” He went to HR and told them I made him uncomfortable. I was just trying to lighten the mood. FML

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Snazaza 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 20:28

what kind of position was he in for you to give him a high five and you slap his butt?

anniesaysbueno 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 20:48

haha "accidentally" sure that's what they all say. don't be surprised if he calls you into his office later for a "private meeting"

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jenniv 0

Friday 26 June 2009 1:30

in what position is this? o.O

BlaisOf_Fire91 0

Friday 26 June 2009 2:10

I did that once at school. Only, I gave my friend a high five, and slapped another guy's ass- a guy I happened to really hate.

kewlz323 0

Friday 26 June 2009 2:15

oh my god that was great haha maybe he will give you a promotion or something like that ;)

batgirl_babygirl 0

Friday 26 June 2009 2:21

you guys are idiots if you dont know what kind of high five he's talking about...most guys do the whole..normal high five and and the way down..slap eachother's hands from behind..duh!!...**** all of your lives for not knowing what a high five is!

betterthenenzyte 0

Friday 26 June 2009 2:42

your getting a raise now :DD

Bullshet 0

Friday 26 June 2009 2:43

LMAO

Heathersaur 0

Friday 26 June 2009 3:01

How the **** does that even happen?

Dopehead666 21

Friday 26 June 2009 3:12

Awkward!

kaytie1701 0

Friday 26 June 2009 3:38

Hahahaaahha how the **** could you have possibly hit his ass from a failed attempt of a HI5

AXavierB 1

Friday 26 June 2009 3:38

Hopefully you got a PRRRRROMOTION!

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