Miscellaneous: Today, I went to have my eyebrows waxed for the first time....

By LoserOfTheYear - 09/11/2009 22:27 - United States

Today, I went to have my eyebrows waxed for the first time. After signing in the receptionist looked at me and said "Lip wax?". I told her no, my eyebrows. She sat me down and the waxer walked up, took one look at me and said "Lip wax?" FML

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By RR - 11/07/2009 05:58 - United States

Today, I went with my sister to get our eyebrows waxed. I didn't think my eyebrows were that bad--and they weren't! When the guy waxed my eyebrows, he gestured my lips and said, "Moustache, too?" Mortified, I said, "No!" to which he replied, "Aw, someone no get kissy tonight." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2009 17:48 - United States

Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied, "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied, "An eyebrow wax?" FML

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By blondessdoll - 04/05/2016 17:30 - United States

Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!" under her breath, right after waxing half of my brow off. FML

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By brows - 03/03/2009 22:47 - United States

Today, I went to get my eyebrows waxed at a korean salon. I have never been there before and it's hard to understand their accents. The women asked me if I wanted "them all off". Not fully understanding what she said, I agreed. When she showed me the mirror, she had taken off my whole eyebrow. FML

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By booo - 27/07/2012 17:46 - United States - Minden

Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML

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By hey-o - 23/02/2009 23:09 - United States

Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 in. off my hair. When I got there I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was "I see you got rid of you mustache." FML

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By Nickolas - 31/12/2010 05:58 - United States

Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML

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By Eyebrowless - 06/06/2015 16:29 - United States - Willingboro

Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML

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By BaMiTsAnYa - 16/09/2013 01:21 - United States - Orlando

Today, as I was getting my nails done at a salon, the owner pulled my head back against the chair in front of all the customers and began to tweeze my eyebrows. When I exclaimed that I didn't pay for that service, she replied, "I don't care. This needs done." FML

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By pizzaface - 09/08/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, I got my eyebrows waxed. The lady who waxed my eyebrows also decided to pop the big zit on my forehead. She charged me a dollar extra. FML

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perdix 29

Tuesday 10 November 2009 2:05

2 out of three people in this story are not in denial about your 'stache. You're wasting your money doing the eyebrows while cheaping out on the lip job. Once a guy's gaze locks onto your whiskers, he's moving on to the next girl and not even bothering to look anywhere above your nose.

AnneFTW 17

Tuesday 10 November 2009 2:02

Should've just gotten a lipwax too :P

Comments

FAKEstfu 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 6:15

I'd be like yeah b***h if you'll do it for free!

lostfaithinpppl 19

Tuesday 10 November 2009 6:17

Obviously, you should get a lip wax :D LOL

SarcasticAvenger 9

Tuesday 10 November 2009 6:17

So did you get your goatee waxed too?

KWifey305 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 6:20

big deal just get ur lip waxed...at least u know now ur not looking cute wit it

SoNotForYou 5

Tuesday 10 November 2009 7:58

Well I hope you got the lip wax! Nothing to be ashamed of certainly not an FML

rinnychan 2

Tuesday 10 November 2009 8:03

Whether you need a lip wax or not, that was completely rude of the employees. This happened to me once, too, when I was in HIGH SCHOOL. The woman not only suggested I get a lip wax, but leaned over and -stroked- my upper lip over and over again while she talked about it. It's completely inappropriate.

melissa_10 7

Tuesday 10 November 2009 8:14

hahaha..its okay thats their job..whether u need it or not most of them are going to ask u..if ur only getting ur eyebrows done they will ask u if u want ur lip waxed and if ur only getting ur lip waxed they will ask u if u want ur eyebrows waxed... it doesnt mean that u need it..they are just trying to ge more money

All_I_Need 4

Tuesday 10 November 2009 8:44

You can always bleach ^^

unFmyLife 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 10:20

true! I forgot about that i used to bleach when I was in high school but waxing is so much more convenient. And this isn't an FML its something that LOTS of women get done.