By bobby - 12/06/2010 22:13 - United States

Today, I went to lick the excess peanut butter off the knife after making a PB and J. Turns out the knife can and will cut your tongue, even though you don't think it will. FML
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JesseJaymz 0

you didn't think a knife made to cut things could cut u?

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kraykray_fml 0

duh. thats pretty obvious it a KNIFE...

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lol32360 0

hmm dont use a sharp kinfe???

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sincerely331 0

YDI for not being careful. I always lick the penut butter off my knife & I never cut my tongue before.

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X_o_X_ocutie 0

I lick the knives too after making PB&Js but I use butterknives so it won't cut Moi's beautiful tounge. Or maybe I got so much swag so my tounge is like cut resistant lol

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nullify1337 0

op wtf were you using a pairing knife to spread pb and jelly for ydi

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jbcrazy 6

that was stupid of you. next time think things through a little more before you do dumb stuff like that lol :)

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callmesillyxxx 1

uhh' its a knife

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wr3xxuf 0

really? I never knew that a knife could cut anything.

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Torvus 4

Why the **** would you think 'Oh, this is safe to lick, a knife would never cut me.' YDI. Don't have children.

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