Animals: Today, I went to move my dog that had been napping in the middle...

By jrad - 08/09/2010 19:23 - United States

Today, I went to move my dog that had been napping in the middle of my bed for the last few hours, only to discover that he wasn't napping. He died. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 05:40 - Egypt

Today, I woke up, patted my dog and kissed his nose. He was dead. FML

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By anonymous - 30/10/2009 07:45 - United States

Today, I decided to adopt a 11 year old dog that has been in need of a home for several months. Two hours after I got him home, I discovered him dead in the backyard. FML

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By WellThatSucks - 23/05/2016 09:15 - United States

Today, I discovered my dog pooped in my bed, under the covers, by rolling over onto it. FML

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By akasoor - 11/02/2013 01:51 - Canada - Hythe

Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML

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You deserved it 5 963

By Crystal_Nicole - 14/12/2013 05:05 - United States - Wichita

Today, my dog played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML

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You deserved it 7 068

By Brinty - 16/09/2009 02:43 - Australia

Today, I was napping with my boyfriend and his dog. The dog was making odd coughing noises, but my boyfriend refused to kick him out of the bed. A few moments later, I rolled onto my stomach, into a pile of dog vomit. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2020 20:01

Today, I knew it was going to be a fun day when I woke up to find that my kids' new puppy had died in the night. FML

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By marymark - 13/04/2012 01:02 - United States - West Long Branch

Today, I woke up to a note from my parents saying we needed to talk. Assuming it was about the weed I'd left on my dresser, I quickly confessed. Turns out my dog died. FML

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You deserved it 39 003

By nomorepetbird - 06/01/2010 03:30 - United States

Today, my pet bird died. He had caught some illness and had been extremely sick for the past few days. He didn't die from the illness though. My dog ate him. FML

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By busybuzzybee - 17/08/2011 00:31 - United States

Today, my asshole of a roommate finally decided to move out. Not only did he take his belongings with him, he took some of mine as well. Including my dog. FML

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ZeroStick 3

Wednesday 8 September 2010 23:09

That's so sad. R.I.P. Doggie.

kingsrock916 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 23:13

Anyone who votes you deserved it deserves to be castrated and shot in the head. Or hung from a tree. But yeah, that totally sucks :(

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HunnyB 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 8:36

oh crap that's messes up….are you gonna get a puppy now? lol

fmlissoooooofked 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 8:49

i hate you.

starile 19

Thursday 9 September 2010 8:49

I actually think 10's comment is pretty freaking funny.

pamelanessa 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 9:04

oh no!!! I'll be so heartbroken!!!! rip doggie...

annanonomus 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 9:21

Awww :( I'm sorry!

mrkoosh 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 9:22

my ferret died not long ago and it was devastating. feel your pain OP :(

cocky 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 9:37

poor puppy. :(

banananut 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 10:06

221, i thought it was kinda funny too xD. still really sad though, losing a pet is always really hard.

hlposerpwner 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 10:14

**** u. u look like a fag in ur pic btw.

callmeMaxxxine 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 11:42

im sorry. my dog died today too u.u

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