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By k.love - 22/06/2010 12:59 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to surprise him with breakfast only to find that his other girlfriend had beat me to it. FML

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You deserved it 4 361

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Surprise!

By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 16:00 - United Kingdom - Newcastle

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 089

You deserved it 114

By Anonymous - 18/11/2013 18:53 - United Kingdom - Congleton

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 881

You deserved it 4 585

Plot twist

By Anonymous - 20/09/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 554

You deserved it 69

By TeamVomit - 27/08/2017 23:15

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to surprise him and caught him with another girl. As my boyfriend got up to explain himself, I, in a state of shock, violently threw up on him (and partially her). His mum had let me in the house. At least I know whose side she's on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 895

You deserved it 329

I'm surprised

By Anonymous - 29/02/2024 14:00 - United States - Washington

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 481

You deserved it 121

By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 501

You deserved it 4 260

By Anonymous - 03/05/2016 21:47 - United States - Eugene

Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 939

You deserved it 1 287

Assumptions

By 181999 - 14/09/2013 20:47 - United States - Essex Junction

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 454

You deserved it 54 390

By ConfusedGirl - 15/12/2015 13:03 - United States - Pittsford

Today, I came home early to surprise my boyfriend. I walked into our bedroom to find him in dressed completely in my clothes, and in makeup. It took me a moment to realize it was him and not a female intruder. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 144

You deserved it 2 240

By iamnotfat - 06/02/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML

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You deserved it 4 496

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Top comments

tigercoon 12

Tuesday 22 June 2010 17:20

Ugh, let him feed his own sorry ass. He's not worth the 2 chicks and free breakfast :s

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Tuesday 22 June 2010 16:34

Threesome?

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BallinJ 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 17:23

2 chicks at the same time man!!

UncleverName_FYL 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 17:37

The early girl catches his worm :)

redcheckers1011 1

Tuesday 22 June 2010 17:51

dump his ass.

gongshow100 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 17:57

well this certainly never happens all the time oh wait.....!

spacerockerr37 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 18:14

ouchh! haha..key his car...>:-]

gongshow100 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 18:18

yes that will solve everything

spacerockerr37 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 20:19

hecks ya it will! :P

theonlysweetpea 10

Tuesday 22 June 2010 18:15

#24 damn! That's rough!

supermon99 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 18:19

Threesome!

BadKitty13 28

Tuesday 22 June 2010 18:25

DUMP HIS MISERABLE LOUSY ASS !!! Then go out spoil yourself with some shopping and a Spa Day. You deserve to be treaated nice. THEN GO OUT AND FIND A BETTER MAN THAT A** HOLE !!!!!!!!! His other girfriend is will realize what a cheater he is and dump him as well. Good luck. xo

meneedlove 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 18:30

#79 lol i'm not gay.

meneedlove 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 18:34

#76 I meant 74, Ask both your gf and sister.

JBmm 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 18:31

there are so many of these on fml, its always that same thing. the gf/bf goes to their gf's/bf's house but then finds another girl or boy there.

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Today, I was yelled at by a customer, who was upset over having waited twenty minutes for a waiter to come take her order. Maybe it would be understandable, if she was sitting in an actual restaurant, and not a serve-yourself coffee house. FML

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Today, I finally received the bicycle I ordered months ago. It was an expensive custom-made bike which perfectly fit my 6'9" frame. Today, that bike got stolen. FML

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You deserved it 4 396

Today, my mom told me that Walmart had called and I had an interview at 9:30. I went to Walmart. They told me they didn't have any interviews set up. I went back home and listened to the voice-mail on her cellphone. It was the Subway in Walmart. I've been looking for a job for 3 months. FML

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Today, my dad asked me to lend him some money to buy his medication, since he's all but broke right now. He returned with nothing but a bottle of tequila. FML

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You deserved it 8 420

Today, trying to be smooth, I slipped the girl I like a piece of paper with my phone number written on it. A while later, she slipped it back to me and left the room. FML

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You deserved it 19 959

Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML

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