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By k.love - 22/06/2010 12:59 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to surprise him with breakfast only to find that his other girlfriend had beat me to it. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 16:00 - United Kingdom - Newcastle

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2013 18:53 - United Kingdom - Congleton

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML

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Plot twist

By Anonymous - 20/09/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML

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By TeamVomit - 27/08/2017 23:15

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to surprise him and caught him with another girl. As my boyfriend got up to explain himself, I, in a state of shock, violently threw up on him (and partially her). His mum had let me in the house. At least I know whose side she's on. FML

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I'm surprised

By Anonymous - 29/02/2024 14:00 - United States - Washington

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML

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By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2016 21:47 - United States - Eugene

Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML

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Assumptions

By 181999 - 14/09/2013 20:47 - United States - Essex Junction

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML

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By ConfusedGirl - 15/12/2015 13:03 - United States - Pittsford

Today, I came home early to surprise my boyfriend. I walked into our bedroom to find him in dressed completely in my clothes, and in makeup. It took me a moment to realize it was him and not a female intruder. FML

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By iamnotfat - 06/02/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML

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tigercoon 12

Tuesday 22 June 2010 17:20

Ugh, let him feed his own sorry ass. He's not worth the 2 chicks and free breakfast :s

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Tuesday 22 June 2010 16:34

Threesome?

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Dramori 29

Wednesday 23 June 2010 3:31

Cheaters should be purged of the ability to procreate... preferably in a painful way.

Carbine11 1

Wednesday 23 June 2010 5:09

if I ever had a girl surprise me at my own house in the morning with breakfast, I'd be a made man... Wishore girls thought this way... dump him OP he doesn't appreciate the good things!

Staciii 0

Wednesday 23 June 2010 6:33

I'd definately throw the breakfast on BOTH of them!

dodzin 9

Wednesday 23 June 2010 8:23

dump this shit

blue_eyes4602 0

Wednesday 23 June 2010 8:45

that's a shitty way to find out he's cheating. atleast you know now and can dump his cheating ass op

aiden2976 0

Wednesday 23 June 2010 11:00

stick their dog in the oven then tie him up and forcefeed him it:D

godlydrmmr 0

Wednesday 23 June 2010 17:40

beat that ahhhhh!

lol_ironic_life 9

Thursday 24 June 2010 7:06

Dump him!!!!!! :D cheaters never win :) You'll find someone better. Just keep your chin up!

heresy_smb 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 14:55

All men lie(

phatdaddy 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 15:09

Lying is not a "man" trait; it's a "people" trait. If you think women are any more honest than men, then you are either a liar yourself or an idiot. I certainly concede that in the OP's case, her boyfriend was a big fat stinking liar and I hope he becomes sterile and dies alone.

Heyyy31 0

Friday 25 June 2010 3:28

Damnnn. You definitely didn't deserve that.

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Today, my husband had the cheek to ask me, “What’s for dinner tonight?” and “I have no clean slacks for tomorrow can you wash me some?” no more than 10 minutes after he told me he wants us to see other people. FML

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