Intimacy: Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he...

By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2009 07:18 - Canada

Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML

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So frustrating!

By Justawoman - 04/06/2014 15:52 - Denmark - Aarhus

Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML

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By gfg - 16/03/2009 18:48 - Romania

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When we got there, he checked his mail box first and noticed that his Wii game arrived. He sent me home so he can play. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 18:18 - Ireland - Kilkenny

Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML

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By xxlexi_lovexx - 29/03/2010 04:20 - United States

Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML

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By The_Life - 12/10/2016 13:26 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2013 20:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML

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By Ugh... - 20/07/2010 08:15 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house. Expecting to get a little action, I was surprised to find that he had fallen asleep while I was showering. I spent my night watching television and browsing the internet while he snored. Loudly. FML

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By Kilania - 10/09/2019 04:00

Today, my boyfriend was talking about video games. Bored of the subject, I started kissing his neck and chest in hopes of him to stop talking and getting some action. He did stop, only for him to say about a minute later, "You're lucky my games can't do this." FML

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By vanessa_d15 - 10/11/2009 09:09 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in his bed watching football when it went to commercial. He started kissing my neck and trying to get me turned on. Then I remembered we'd be going to visit his mom soon, where we'd be playing Wii. That thought turned me on more than my boyfriend did. FML

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RinnieRiot 9

Saturday 19 February 2011 12:04

At least he cared enough to stop.

NPN_Scorpio 16

Saturday 19 February 2011 12:16

10 whole minutes? Plus he made it sound like a chore. And told all these strangers. Not cool. Leave him to his games.

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chuckvargas 0

Monday 7 March 2011 4:44

atleast it was a quikie

raptras 2

Monday 7 March 2011 14:20

that is not a quickie thats heymy run thru of the super mario 64 hidden slide in the princess painting run is faster then me having sex

raptras 2

Monday 7 March 2011 15:12

longer*

Hey_its_cedeface 0

Monday 7 March 2011 22:26

Totally know the feeling.

0gracefulgirl0 2

Sunday 13 March 2011 21:14

he's a jerk. dump him

DelPiero10 0

Monday 14 March 2011 7:22

that guy is a loser

JAKOJAB 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 22:41

holy shit was that me he was talking 2? ask him if he knows jakojab

Chipmunk1994 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 19:18

what's his gamertag?!?!?!

vono360 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 20:54

it's because the people on xbox live get a kick out of it. I would know

miro793 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 23:39

sounds like your bf is bro certified

LKatherine 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 20:44

That literally happened to me yesterday

bennybenben12 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 22:18

he was probably about to prestige, or doing gamebattles

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Same thing different taste

So frustrating!

Crazy nights

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