Intimacy: Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he...

By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2009 07:18 - Canada

Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML

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So frustrating!

By Justawoman - 04/06/2014 15:52 - Denmark - Aarhus

Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML

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By gfg - 16/03/2009 18:48 - Romania

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When we got there, he checked his mail box first and noticed that his Wii game arrived. He sent me home so he can play. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 18:18 - Ireland - Kilkenny

Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML

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By xxlexi_lovexx - 29/03/2010 04:20 - United States

Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML

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By The_Life - 12/10/2016 13:26 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2013 20:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML

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Crazy nights

By Ugh... - 20/07/2010 08:15 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house. Expecting to get a little action, I was surprised to find that he had fallen asleep while I was showering. I spent my night watching television and browsing the internet while he snored. Loudly. FML

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Soon

By Kilania - 10/09/2019 04:00

Today, my boyfriend was talking about video games. Bored of the subject, I started kissing his neck and chest in hopes of him to stop talking and getting some action. He did stop, only for him to say about a minute later, "You're lucky my games can't do this." FML

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By vanessa_d15 - 10/11/2009 09:09 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in his bed watching football when it went to commercial. He started kissing my neck and trying to get me turned on. Then I remembered we'd be going to visit his mom soon, where we'd be playing Wii. That thought turned me on more than my boyfriend did. FML

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RinnieRiot 9

Saturday 19 February 2011 12:04

At least he cared enough to stop.

NPN_Scorpio 16

Saturday 19 February 2011 12:16

10 whole minutes? Plus he made it sound like a chore. And told all these strangers. Not cool. Leave him to his games.

Comments

DjeePee 24

Saturday 19 February 2011 13:26

**** your life for having sex sessions of only 10 minutes. But, may I suggest something? Play video games with him - if you have one console, you can share it. Play till you're dead, then the other one can play - and try to seduce him. I mean, you are with two in a relationship, he is not supposed to do everything, is he? I know that it is absolutely no fun if you have the feeling your partner doesn't care at all about your presence, but you probably can do something about it. Experience told me that partners cannot always read your mind, so, tell him you're bored, and - even more important - suggest an activity that you both like.

doubleshot555 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 15:15

Good idea, That way you can say "If I win this match, you get to take out the garbage" or something

underguarded 20

Saturday 19 February 2011 13:27

10 minutes to get it up and finish? I don't think I'd even call that sex. Not even a quickie. That's more like "10 minutes of inadequate performance." Your boyfriend is the definition of a lazy prick.

Dracia 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 13:33

My ex was like this. Here's a tip, guys: if you want to invite your girlfriend over, don't ******* ignore her all day.

Zebidee 8

Saturday 19 February 2011 14:56

I'd go the opposite route. Here's a tip girls: If you know someone will be spending the day on an activity you don't enjoy, go do something else. You'll just wind up both being annoyed if you stick around and pout while he feels your eyes burrowing into the back of his head.