Health: Today, I went to my doctor for a check-up. It started with the...

By sad child - 27/08/2011 07:45 - United States

Today, I went to my doctor for a check-up. It started with the doctor lifting my shirt up to check my heartbeat, and ended with my gran starting a fistfight over his "perverted ways." FML

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By johnny121 - 01/01/2010 19:14 - France

Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2023 06:00

Today, I went to the doctor for a routine check-up. When the nurse took my blood pressure, I passed out, and fell off the table. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2021 16:59

Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML

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By N/A - 25/09/2012 04:13 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML

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By WTFFAIL - 03/12/2012 05:06 - Canada - Montreal

Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2012 00:57 - Canada - Belleville

Today, I was waiting in a doctor's office when I was approached by an elderly woman. She told me all about the ripping of her stitches in a very private place, in exhaustive detail. Of course, today was the day my doctor chose to be an hour late. FML

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By Alexis - 18/08/2021 00:00

Today, I went to the doctor's office to get my yearly check up. Soon after I got home, I threw up and somehow had a fever. FML

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By JulesBlues - 09/07/2019 06:00

Today, I sat in my doctor's office and broke down, crying and shaking, with a blood pressure of 190, getting off my chest everything that has gone wrong in my life lately. To which the doctor, well into her sixties, replied, "My goodness, I've never met anyone with so many problems!" FML

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By ChubbyButt - 16/01/2013 10:48 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I was at the doctor's for a regular check-up. When my appointment was over and I was about to walk out, she yelled across the room in front of everyone, "Oh and if you could lose some weight, that'd be great." FML

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ronton 4

Saturday 27 August 2011 15:51

What a perv! Who does he think he is?? A doctor??

Zero22120 12

Saturday 27 August 2011 15:50

She's right he was defiantly making a move on you! Wish my grandma threw down

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dolpari 2

Saturday 27 August 2011 18:59

In my experience.., For a proper heart auscultation you need to listen at different places on the chest in order to localize murmers to the right heart valves. A shirt will often cause noises everytime it touches the stethoscope tube. So often it is best if the shirt is lifted up or taken off. However, if a heart disease is not suspected or you just want to hear the heart rythm you can probably put the stethoscope under the shirt or even put it on the shirt.

cynicalhumanist 9

Saturday 27 August 2011 21:07

I love how the sensible post gets downrated... the only thing you hear through good is the hospital clothes. Although it seems to be a culture thing; in Sweden we still do it properly if there's time, but it's getting more sloppy here too.

darkmis1 17

Saturday 27 August 2011 19:40

The doctor shouldn't have to lift your shirt up.

minaa23 3

Saturday 27 August 2011 19:40

I always have my heartbeat checked over my shirt... you should be proud you have such a protective grandma!

x__lil_shawty__x 2

Saturday 27 August 2011 19:43

Epic.. nuff said

thisbitchdani 3

Saturday 27 August 2011 19:46

Today, I got punched in the face by an old lady calling me a pervert. Why? I needed to check her granddaughter's heartbeat. I'm a doctor. FML

s10biker 1

Sunday 28 August 2011 2:17

Couldn't agree more

shooterbuddy 8

Saturday 3 September 2011 12:46

Hi doc x

hiLife808 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 19:48

I don't know about you but doesn't it seem like a lot of people on FML have violent grandparents ?

heart_aussie_fml 20

Saturday 27 August 2011 19:52

You totally deserve it for going with your grandma !

5t3ff1k4h 44

Saturday 27 August 2011 20:17

Yeah... I don't know why your doctor does the heartbeat check under your shirt, but I've never had that happen with my doctor, and as far as I know it doesn't happen often if at all here. It makes sense why he would do it - there's nothing hindering the reading he gets - but I'd still feel uncomfortable. I'd be grateful for that grandmother.