Love: Today, I went to my fiancé's house to have dinner with his family...

By Damnsoup - 03/07/2009 00:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to my fiancé's house to have dinner with his family for the first time. Trying to be polite at the end of the meal I went to take the plates in to the kitchen. I overestimated how heavy the half-finished soup pot was, and threw soup all over myself and future mother-in-law. FML

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By badwaitress - 05/06/2009 17:57 - United Kingdom

Today, I was working as a waitress at a wedding. I was trying to clear the tables as quickly as possible and decided to place a half bowl of soup on top of the pile of plates I was carrying. As I was hurrying back to the kitchen I tripped and spilt the soup all over the bride's ivory dress. FML

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By anonymous - 27/02/2012 23:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I had my girlfriend over at my parents for dinner. When we were done, my dad went around to collect all the dirty plates and stacked them on his arm. When he got to my girlfriend, the weight became too much and he and the plates fell on top of her. FML

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By JustAmirage - 14/02/2019 20:00

Today, it was my first day at work. They had me a large tray with lots of food on it, even after I told them I wasn’t comfortable carrying it. I hit the door on the way out of the kitchen, spilling everything on the tray, breaking two soup bowls and three salad plates. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2011 01:16 - United States

Today, I was sick and laid up in bed, and my boyfriend decided to bring me some soup. Just as he reached the bed, he tripped over his own feet and spilled the soup all over me. FML

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By gmd05 - 31/07/2012 14:28 - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's grandma for the first time. Trying to make a good impression, I offered to wash the dishes. I accidentally broke the faucet. FML

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By Laviolette - 23/02/2012 22:01 - France

Today, I was preparing dinner for my in-laws for the first time. Nervous, I accidentally spilled the pasta into the sink. With nothing else to prepare, I quickly scooped it all back out. No-one would have been any the wiser, if the kitchen sponge hadn't shown up in the middle of the meal. FML

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By PissNTra - 19/07/2011 17:11 - United States

Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house to meet her entire family for the first time. Trying not to be rude, I ate their 12-bean and chorizo soup. Now I'm stuck in the bathroom trying to unclog the toilet with no plunger. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2011 10:14 - China

Today, I was in a restaurant with my fiancée for dinner. I commented that she had some food around her mouth. She responded with a lecture, then by throwing her hot bowl of noodles at me, before stomping out the restaurant. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2013 18:31 - France

Today, I was quietly admiring my boyfriend from outside the kitchen as he made us dinner, only to witness him drop a load of spaghetti on the floor, swear, then scoop it all up and place it back on the plate. FML

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By newcomer - 12/04/2017 05:00 - Canada - Kingston

Today, to treat the family, I cooked something nice in appreciation for sticking it out over the past few tough months. Unfortunately, I chose this one day to not wear my oven mitts when carrying the food to the table, spilling the food all over the carpeted floor. FML

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BlackBirdBillie 0

Friday 3 July 2009 9:48

Okay, totally embarrassing...but we all do stupid stuff like that sometimes! lol

rjk1991 0

Friday 3 July 2009 13:36

I agree that lolwst and Shizden are brainless idiots.

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Ub3r_Crippl3 0

Friday 3 July 2009 13:07

It's the thought that counts?

Shizden 0

Friday 3 July 2009 13:11

I agree with #37.

Shizden 0

Friday 3 July 2009 13:12

I agree with #40

lolwst 1

Friday 3 July 2009 13:30

I agree with #41

lolwst 1

Friday 3 July 2009 13:36

I agree with #42

rjk1991 0

Friday 3 July 2009 13:36

I agree that lolwst and Shizden are brainless idiots.

AAAAHHHH12 2

Friday 3 July 2009 15:34

That they are, that they are!

colourmealy 0

Friday 3 July 2009 14:37

I doubt she will hold this aganist you. It was an accidnet and these things happen to everyone.

Bashar_fml 0

Friday 3 July 2009 15:12

hi :D

breakingbenjamin_fml 0

Friday 3 July 2009 15:13

you tried to help it was the nice thing to do at least you can be like, "i tried to help clean up and you didn't appreciate it so next time i'll let you do allllllllllllll of it by yourself"