Miscellaneous: Today, I went to my friend's house. While she went to the kitchen,...

By skywayavenue - 19/03/2009 05:09 - Canada

Today, I went to my friend's house. While she went to the kitchen, I noticed a little pink pastry on her desk. It looked really good, so I decided to take a bite before she got back. As I bit into it, a sizzling noise started, and foam overflowed in my mouth. It was a bath bomb. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2023 06:00 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I was excited to finally use the expensive bath bombs I'd been saving. I filled the tub, dropped one in, and settled in for a relaxing soak. The bath bomb fizzed so much that it created a bubble mountain that spilled over, flooding my bathroom with colorful suds. My "relaxing" bath turned into a Slip 'N Slide adventure as I tried to mop up the mess in my birthday suit. FML

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By badcomparison - 18/12/2016 07:02 - United States - Warrensburg

Today, I was at Bath and Body Works with a friend of mine. She wanted me to smell a particular lotion and when she brought it up to my nose, she squeezed the bottle and lotion went all over my face. Right after, a worker came by and commented how the lotion "got a little too excited". FML

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By FennFoxx - 21/03/2017 07:00 - United States - Cheraw

Today, I decided to take a relaxing bubble bath in my jacuzzi. I poured in the bubbles, turned on the jets, and got in. I realized too late that the jets had caused the bubbles to overflow and had made a huge mess in my bathroom. Relaxing, indeed. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2009 12:09 - Canada

Today, I baked a chicken pot pie in the oven. I pulled it out, and noticed a big piece of tasty-looking, flaky pastry had come loose. Without thinking I ripped it off and popped it into my mouth. I HEARD the skin on the inside of my cheeks burn. FML

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By Girlie - 07/05/2024 00:00 - Canada

Today, I decided to treat myself to a relaxing bubble bath. Mid-soak, I heard a loud crash and realized my cat had knocked over a shelf, sending shampoo bottles and bath salts tumbling into the water. Now I'm stuck cleaning up a soapy mess instead of enjoying my spa time. FML

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By FawnPrincess - 17/11/2017 15:00

Today, my boyfriend bought my favorite doughnuts for our anniversary. After settling down and pouring a glass of wine, I grabbed a doughnut and quickly realized the filling inside wasn't jelly. He thought it would be funny to replace it with toothpaste. FML

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By shinee - 15/08/2010 16:05 - Singapore

Today, to be nice, I baked cookies for my step-mom as a birthday present. I burnt my hand while putting them in the oven, but I'd hoped it would be worth it. When she got home, I gave one for her to try. She took a bite, spit it out, and threw it on the floor, asking if it was a joke or if I was really trying to poison her. FML

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By Sisi - 29/08/2016 16:49 - United States - Mesa

Today, my roommate left a bomb looking package of cookies on the kitchen counter. My sweet tooth got the best of me and I made that split second decision of, "Oh, I'll just have one." Halfway through it, I noticed the fine print, "For dogs" on the package. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2013 15:49 - Australia

Today, my mother and I saw a stall selling colourful treats at the shopping centre. Some were placed on small dishes, so we thought we'd sample their goods. Turns out that the colourful goodies that we'd bit into were very creative pieces of soap. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 03:42 - United States

Today, I brought a cupcake to school for my friend's birthday. After taking one bite, she exclaimed that it was the worst thing she had ever tasted and that we should sue the store that I bought it from. I baked it myself. FML

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Jimboom 11

Thursday 19 March 2009 12:08

Lol. Thanks for that. Made me laugh. But you deserved that one. Next time ask before just taking. Though this could be some sort of new thing to keep kids in line. It's better than washing out a kids mouth with soap. :-P

Stupidpeople 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 12:14

Serves you right for going to your friends house and putting things in your mouth which are not yours!!

Comments

Amkii 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 16:54

Usually pastries squish a little or are soft to the touch... how did you not notice it didn't smell or feel like food?

Jasper_fml 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 17:02

you deserved that one.

Chickmechanic69 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 17:08

Lol first #19 I wouldn't have posted that you didn't know what a bath bomb was... the op is a dumbass and completely deserved what they got.

fillmyheart028 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 17:09

wow. genius.

platypus_duck 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 17:20

yeah, I have definitely done that too...

AntiChrist7 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 17:36

too bad you didn't get poisoned, darwin would say that is what you deserve

BenchodMuffin818 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 18:16

You deserved that Shit you ****** Fat ass Bitch. It's obese muhfuckas like you who are depletin all the ****** Food Resources. Lil Children in Africa are starvin and shit and here you are, ****** dumbfuck, tryna eat unedible shit...what kinda ****** up shit is that.

kellster 2

Thursday 19 March 2009 18:38

Hahahahahahahahahahaha! That's what you get for stealing other people's stuff, you douche!

Silhouette_fml 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 18:48

Never try to steal another's food. Never. Hopefully you've learned your lesson.

pibb420 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 18:59

haha good job, actually they design some of those stupid things to look like food. I've seen some that look like they're chocolate covered.. but it wasnt yours..