Miscellaneous: Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she...

By Craig - 17/02/2010 06:30 - Canada

Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML

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By Noname - 30/01/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I went to get a haircut and the first thing the lady asked was, "So, do you want to keep the mullet?" What mullet?! FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I decided to get a haircut to change up my look. I asked for a bob, but the hairstylist misunderstood and gave me some sort of bowl cut. I look like a '90s sitcom character. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2021 14:01

Today, I went to go get a haircut. I asked for layers and bangs. She gave me a mullet. My job requires me to be in court on a regular basis and to look professional. I didn't realize mullets were professional. FML

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By Chensticles - 14/10/2009 01:25 - France

Today, I went to my hairdresser who promised me a haircut which "all the girls would want you" for. She gave me a combover. FML

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By ruhrohraggy - 28/07/2019 16:00

Today, I got a haircut. I wanted three inches cut off. When the lady finished, she had cut off everything but three inches of my hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2019 20:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I went to the hairdresser and changed my hairstyle drastically. It wasn't until she was nearly done that she said, "I just KNEW this style wasn't going to suit you." FML

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By theboywithlonghair - 09/09/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, I decided to go get my hair cut because it was getting a bit long. I told the lady that I wanted it way short and she replied "Why? You will look like a guy sweetie." I am a guy. FML

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By ElectroSpecter - 23/02/2019 14:00

Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2009 17:48 - United States

Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied, "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied, "An eyebrow wax?" FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 16:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML

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beachycat 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 16:02

Why would you say the usual? Even my regular hairdresser of 15 years has a lot of customers and I always have to make sure she knows what I want to get for a haircut. I would never say the usual. Your loss.

epictrollathon 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 16:21

This means someone else REGULARLY gets a mullet cut. FTL.

Comments

MagnoliaFrog 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 0:53

I work in coffee and it's hard to remember peoples usual when they come every single day let alone a haircut after a few months. I hate when people say "I want my usual" it's rude. and what makes you so important anyway that they should rememer. YDI sorry

tisiphone_fml 0

Friday 19 February 2010 4:09

Agreed, I probably would have cut my first mullet if right there if I were the hairdresser.

dance_till_dawn 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 0:55

You're a guy; cut the mullet off...Genius.

ATwistedUpFrown 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 1:27

Psshhhh, it's not cool to copy, my friend. Even if you do change the hairstyle to a mullet instead of a combover. Sure it could have happened to you also, but really, do you actually need to re-post this?

jajajapun 5

Thursday 18 February 2010 2:42

I loled :D

caittycat95 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 3:27

that's funny cuz when I was getting a haircut a guy comes in an asks for a mullet. at the time he had long shaggy hair, so I asked why he's getting a mullet and he said it was cuz he was having a drinking contest with his friends and after 7 cans he lost to his friend 12 cans and as punishment he had to get a mullet. the hairdresser started laghing and supprisingly the mullet looked much better on him then the before cut. lol dats my storey . mullets are cool flaunt it. :)

letthemxeatcake 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 3:59

This story seems similar to the one about the guy who had his head shaved.

DeZera 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 4:07

at work i always get people saying they want "the usual" and i reply with "that would be?" they do get upset that they come in everyday and i dont know what they want but i see about 700 people a day.. at least im just printing coupons and not ruining ppls hair.. anyway. YDI for being dumb enough to ASSume someone that busy memorizes everything you want

BunnyDrastic 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 4:20

Ph looks like Ur not mister regular after all

jojo1503 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 4:23

hello favorites list :)

BunnyDrastic 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 4:24

Yah Ur a dumbfuck wouldn't u realize like at least half way through that she was ******* it up? Plus yah she should know that Ur not the mullet guy if u walk in there without one ...