Miscellaneous: Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she...

By Craig - 17/02/2010 06:30 - Canada

Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML

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By Noname - 30/01/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I went to get a haircut and the first thing the lady asked was, "So, do you want to keep the mullet?" What mullet?! FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I decided to get a haircut to change up my look. I asked for a bob, but the hairstylist misunderstood and gave me some sort of bowl cut. I look like a '90s sitcom character. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2021 14:01

Today, I went to go get a haircut. I asked for layers and bangs. She gave me a mullet. My job requires me to be in court on a regular basis and to look professional. I didn't realize mullets were professional. FML

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By Chensticles - 14/10/2009 01:25 - France

Today, I went to my hairdresser who promised me a haircut which "all the girls would want you" for. She gave me a combover. FML

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By ruhrohraggy - 28/07/2019 16:00

Today, I got a haircut. I wanted three inches cut off. When the lady finished, she had cut off everything but three inches of my hair. FML

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Impressive hairstyle

By Anonymous - 20/12/2019 20:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I went to the hairdresser and changed my hairstyle drastically. It wasn't until she was nearly done that she said, "I just KNEW this style wasn't going to suit you." FML

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By theboywithlonghair - 09/09/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, I decided to go get my hair cut because it was getting a bit long. I told the lady that I wanted it way short and she replied "Why? You will look like a guy sweetie." I am a guy. FML

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By ElectroSpecter - 23/02/2019 14:00

Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML

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Assumptions

By Anonymous - 02/11/2009 17:48 - United States

Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied, "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied, "An eyebrow wax?" FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 16:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML

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beachycat 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 16:02

Why would you say the usual? Even my regular hairdresser of 15 years has a lot of customers and I always have to make sure she knows what I want to get for a haircut. I would never say the usual. Your loss.

epictrollathon 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 16:21

This means someone else REGULARLY gets a mullet cut. FTL.

Comments

Mimorie17 12

Monday 22 February 2010 5:50

thats tough man..lol.!

HouseHunter 2

Saturday 19 June 2010 14:14

I've got a mullet and it rocks

uhnevermind 24

Saturday 7 April 2012 10:41

NO! Mullets are the scum of the hair world!

fml98kevin 4

Thursday 2 June 2011 6:29

WHY WOULD A GUY HAV A HAIRDRESSER??? Gayyyy

brookwick 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 17:43

Business in the front, Party in the back ;DD

Captain0bv10us 0

Monday 18 July 2011 8:28

Business at the front, Party at the back... Douchebag all round!

Black_Letter 19

Tuesday 26 July 2011 19:02

Why is this an FML? Mullets are AWESOME!

brendonuriepatd 8

Saturday 1 October 2011 14:01

My close friends mom (whose like my second mom) is a hairdresser and when people say "the usual" she double checks to make sure so ydi for not paying attention.