By bunintheoven - 23/10/2012 04:21 - United States - Seligman

Today, I went to my local Walmart to grab a few groceries, and while at the checkout line I grabbed two chocolate bars for a snack. The cashier gave me a look and mumbled under her breath, "Surprise, surprise." I'm pregnant, asshole. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 443
You deserved it 5 105

Same thing different taste

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Your life doesn't suck. HER life sucks, on account of her being a total bitch.

I don't think that cashier realizes just how close she was to being killed on the spot.

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What? Two candy bars doesn't seem like that big of a deal. Maybe you're misreading the cashier and a little oversensitive because of your pregnancy. I doubt the cashier gives a damn what you're buying.

I hate how people insult others with larger stomachs, because you never know, even if they're not pregnant.

jazzmancarron 11

i hope you actually said that to her word for word.

You should have said it out loud, and went to another cashier.

You should of said, "Bitch look at you! You work at WalMart!"

Take a lesson from the Subway Chick and punch the ****** in the face

I bet you after, that she probably grabbed three chocolate bars to take home!

PhishloverA 14

Complain to the manager and get her fired, then we'll see whose life sucks

You should have said "oh yah and I need to grab some pampers to stock up before this thing comes out!"