Kids: Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at...

By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at the top my lungs and waved with a grin on my face. I saw him whisper something to a team mate so I watched the film my husband took later that night. His friend asked, "Who is that?" and my son replied, "I don't know some fat bitch." FML

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By Clive81 - 17/02/2015 20:02 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, I went to my son's school soccer game. Unfortunately, I couldn't get excited about it because my idiot son kept diving the moment anyone so much as breathed on him. It eventually earned him a penalty shot that won him the game. I was so ashamed, I snuck out to avoid being seen with him. FML

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By Steph - 19/08/2019 02:00 - United States

Today, I was at a soccer game when some guys walking behind me yelled that I had a nice ass. I then heard someone shout, "Hey, assholes. That's my daughter." He yelled at them for quite a while. He wasn't my dad, just some weird dude. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 08:21 - United States

Today, after soccer practice I was looking for my dad. Last night he was an hour late, so I was pretty pissed. When I spotted him, I saw him flirting with a much younger woman. I then tried throwing my soccer ball to his feet, but ended up slamming his head. Only to find out he wasn't my dad. FML

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By Raiders4ever - 21/10/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, I saw my son. I didn't know I had a son. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2011 04:15 - United States

Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML

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By -_- - 07/10/2015 11:29 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML

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By Annie - 24/02/2011 06:39 - United States

Today, I went to my son's high school play. The moment I arrived at the auditorium, I shouted out his name to let him know I made it. Thinking I was a student, a teacher yelled, "SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!" Scared out of my mind, I quickly obeyed, to mass giggling from the kids. FML

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By WellThen - 15/12/2018 06:30 - United States

Today, my son was looking through old photos and showed me a picture of myself and asked who it was. When I told him it was me, he responded by saying "But mommy, the lady in the picture is not fat!" FML

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By notafan - 07/08/2019 00:01 - United States

Today, I was at a baseball game. This kid in front of me had binoculars and was constantly shouting. Trying to amuse the girl next to me, I leaned over and said, "That kid probably has wet dreams about baseball." She got up and said to the kid, "Come on honey, we're leaving." FML

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By Amanda - 26/11/2013 20:00 - United States

Today, my ex's mom got a job as our new soccer coach and recognized me from our New Year's party last year. She made me, and me alone, do 10 laps around the field in the rain for breaking her son's heart. FML

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Thursday 23 April 2009 3:05

How old is that kid? seriously he needs some sense of respect kicked into him

suckstobeyou3 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 3:04

Ground that little brat for being an asshole.

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ballzy998 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 6:24

hahaha, wow..... that sucks. I love my mom, still. dannggg.

Death_to_my_life 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 6:32

your kid need to be smacked right in the face

Dementeddentist 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 6:16

I agree with #146, how could you have even heard that? and anyway, he's just a kid and was obviously embarrassed. But you should let on that you did hear it so he'll know if the future not to speak so unkindly of his mother

ballzy998 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 6:24

hahaha, wow..... that sucks. I love my mom, still. dannggg.

slutmuffin 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 6:45

That's pretty awful...I'm assuming your son is around 13/14 but then again most 13/14 year olds tend to be assholes, and think they know everything.

laBella_fml 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 6:59

I never understood why someone would feel embarassed by another person's behavior: my mom does something embarassing? Oh well, SHE did it? She was the one screaming her head off or whatever, not me, why should I be bothered? You can't control other people's behavior, so why stress about what they do? They're the ones choosing to put themselves out there!

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Thursday 23 April 2009 7:01

curryndricegirll 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 7:07

If he's calling you a "fat b***", it doesn't even matter if you were embarrassing him or not. He could have told you in private instead of making fun of you with his friends just to look cool. My suggestion is, next parent teacher conference, have the same attitude. Then, tell him that he is an embarrassment to your whole family. Naw, I'm just kidding, but I wouldn't just sit and take that.